Provider posted alerts: Possible LE alerts, Robbery alerts, and LexusLover (since he wants this to be all about him)

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Sicilian sausage... I it when you talk dirty to me. You conveyed your love for me so beautifully, NOTHING you say out here could matter. Our love is an eternal one. One these fucktards just wouldn't understand.

See you tonight @ 6
I'll be wearing your favorite strap on.

[oilfieldscum]

Woo there sure are a lot of WKs posting in this thread for whores that hate HV. A few of those male handles just might be the whores themselves. And then there are some WKing for LL.

The handle of the subject of this thread has long posted like an expert on LE procedures and activities. Of course if you act like an expert on a subject many people will assume you are associated closely with that subject. Also, there's this lingering trick whore fight in which accusations of LE are supposedly involved. Me thincks some BCD time with said trick and whore, a few throat punches, and some strap on anal penetration would solve the problem.

[5T3V3]

Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

^^ Are you mad tho?

I'm sure this will come in handy the next time you're PMSing and complaining about rudeness and civility on the board, being the gentlemen caller that you are.

I you too. So, one question: you wanna be my Mitch, or nah? since you seem to wanna be all on my dick. I'm not saying you are one, I'm just asking to make sure...

Did he just say Dick???????? TS Hottentot Venus? or should it be Hottentot Penis? You got to stop letting your pimp post on your handle you will get a bad reputation.

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by 5T3V3

Did he just say Dick???????? TS Hottentot Venus? or should it be Hottentot Penis? You got to stop letting your pimp post on your handle you will get a bad reputation.

::facepalm::

[Guest092216]

Sausages and Mitches and Pimps - oh my!

Ditto on the ::facepalm::

Even us Dallas hos know HV slings a big ol' dick



Its always better to laugh and say fuck it.

Right, LL?

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

::facepalm::

Maybe he wants some ATM action? My sweetie pie SNL gets first dibs though. I don't double dip with him.

SNL doesn't know it but we have a mutual friend.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Me thincks some BCD time with said trick and whore, a few throat punches, and some strap on anal penetration would solve the problem.

Me and SNL got a thang going on.. never you worry about our love. He'll be here to pick me up at 6 sharp.
I might have to go all Cockamamie Jamie to win Tony G's tender affection, but I have a feeling that he's worth it.

[Guest062217]

You think I don't know? heh....silly hood rat.

Aww you're mad because I only see sexy AA providers....and have denied you.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

You talking about Dee? Oh he doesn't mind if I share in the open... he's told me some interesting stories about you...
When have you ever denied me?
I have Dee on the phone now, you want me to pass it to him?

[Pistolero]

Topic?

[Guest062217]

WTF are you talking about??? god damn...you really are F-d in your head aren't you?

***** kills hooker...get some help.







Staff edit, Spice- It is not permitted to discuss, mention, or speculate about illicit drug use on ECCIE forums. This includes terms and vernacular used to imply illicit drug use as well.

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[Guest040816]

ANGRY ATTENTION WHORE HAS FATAL ATTRACTION

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Me and SNL got a thang going on.. never you worry about our love. He'll be here to pick me up at 6 sharp.

Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

SNL doesn't know it but we have a mutual friend.

Originally Posted by SNL9933

You think I don't know? heh....silly hood rat.

Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

You talking about Dee? Oh he doesn't mind if I share in the open... he's told me some interesting stories about you...
I have Dee on the phone now, you want me to pass it to him?

Originally Posted by SNL9933

WTF are you talking about???

Deez nuts Miooooooootchhhhh!

A friend and I had a bet on how long it would take you.. sheesh 26 min.. I've seen turtles get that faster.
edit: Dude, so I actually won! Ha! I'll text you to let you know what you owe me for lunch. Not you Mitch, the other dude...

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by SNL9933

WTF are you talking about??? god damn...you really are F-d in your head aren't you?

[Staff edit, Spice- Drug reference removed] kills hooker...get some help.

Drug reference............tisk tisk

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by SNL9933

WTF are you talking about??? god damn...you really are F-d in your head aren't you?

[Staff edit, Spice- Drug reference removed] kills hooker...get some help.

What is this substance you speak of? Never heard of it...