Guns: They're what's for Sunday!

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

That would be one of your "under-construction" terms that deservedly hasn't earned a place in the American lexicon, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

BTW, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas, Jefferson didn't write his own Bible, he cut out passages from the King James Bible that appealed to him and assembled them "for himself, for his devotion, for his assurance..."




Yes you are, shamman.

Yes, he constructed his own version. I'm not sure how that matters. Here's a few quotes he DID write about religion:

Jefferson wrote that “Jesus did not mean to impose himself on mankind as the son of God.” He called the writers of the New Testament “ignorant, unlettered men” who produced “superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.” He called the Apostle Paul the “first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” He dismissed the concept of the Trinity as “mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.” He believed that the clergy used religion as a “mere contrivance to filch wealth and power to themselves” and that “in every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.” And he wrote in a letter to John Adams that “the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.”


I'm still waiting for that day...

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Yes, he constructed his own version. I'm not sure how that matters. Here's a few quotes he DID write about religion:

Jefferson wrote that “Jesus did not mean to impose himself on mankind as the son of God.” He called the writers of the New Testament “ignorant, unlettered men” who produced “superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.” He called the Apostle Paul the “first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” He dismissed the concept of the Trinity as “mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.” He believed that the clergy used religion as a “mere contrivance to filch wealth and power to themselves” and that “in every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.” And he wrote in a letter to John Adams that “the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.”


I'm still waiting for that day...

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Here's some more of Jefferson's writing, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas; including the phrase Odumbo cannot properly enunciate:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Thomas Jefferson, July 4, 1776.

[DSK]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Who the FUCK is Baby Killer?

Are you moralizing/judging on this here whooker board, JDHypocrite?

Can't you make a reasonable inference? WombRaider could refer to an abortionist, though he denies it.

[DSK]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Yes, he constructed his own version. I'm not sure how that matters. Here's a few quotes he DID write about religion:

Jefferson wrote that “Jesus did not mean to impose himself on mankind as the son of God.” He called the writers of the New Testament “ignorant, unlettered men” who produced “superstitions, fanaticisms, and fabrications.” He called the Apostle Paul the “first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” He dismissed the concept of the Trinity as “mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.” He believed that the clergy used religion as a “mere contrivance to filch wealth and power to themselves” and that “in every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty.” And he wrote in a letter to John Adams that “the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.”


I'm still waiting for that day...

Does the fact that that day hasn't come for 2000 years in spite of pretentious liberals advocating for it mean anything to you?

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

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Here's some more of Jefferson's writing, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas; including the phrase Odumbo cannot properly enunciate:

It's a long way from a creator to a carpenter from jerusalem. Dumbass.

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by DSK

Does the fact that that day hasn't come for 2000 years in spite of pretentious liberals advocating for it mean anything to you?

Considering the earth is almost 14 billion years old, no. It simply means we haven't evolved past needing bedtime stories or believing in magic yet.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

It's a long way from a creator to a carpenter from jerusalem. Dumbass.

But it's obvious those references would be to the Father, and not the Son, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

[shanm]

Originally Posted by shanm

Tell you what? If you can find in your "dictionary", regular or urban, that "an" may possibly be used before a word with a non-vowel sound, we'll let this one slide. What do you say?

Keep in mind, that until you do, you are still an illiterate fucking retard

Just going to leave this here. I know he can't read, so I'm trying really really hard.

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

But it's obvious those references would be to the Father, and not the Son, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

What's obvious is you are one dumb motherfucker. Those references would be to a creator of some sort, not necessarily of christian origin. Jefferson didn't believe in the trinity, dipshit. Goddamn, you're dumb, you goobergrubered peter puffer from Chicago. Go suck Rahm Emanuel's dick while you're out.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

What's obvious is you are one dumb motherfucker. Those references would be to a creator of some sort, not necessarily of christian origin. Jefferson didn't believe in the trinity, dipshit. Goddamn, you're dumb, you goobergrubered peter puffer from Chicago. Go suck Rahm Emanuel's dick while you're out.

Jefferson constructed his Bible from the New Testament ... you know, the Christian part with "Jesus" as the central character, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

Originally Posted by shanm

Just going to leave this here. I know he can't read, so I'm trying really, really hard.

FYI, shamman, your first sentence has no subject, and you need to work on your punctuation.

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Jefferson constructed his Bible from the New Testament ... you know, the Christian part with "Jesus" as the central character, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.




FYI, shamman, your first sentence has no subject, and you need to work on your punctuation.

I'm not sure why that matters in regards to his disbelief in the trinity. If you're going to try and paint Jefferson as some holy roller, you will get your ass handed to you quicker than the load you blew the last time one of these whoooores had the misfortune of handling your pathetic excuse for a cock.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

I'm not sure why that matters in regards to his disbelief in the trinity. If you're going to try and paint Jefferson as some holy roller, you will get your ass handed to you quicker than the load you blew the last time one of these whoooores had the misfortune of handling your pathetic excuse for a cock.

If you're going to try and paint Jefferson as an atheist, you will get your ass handed to you quicker than the load you blew the last time one of these whoooores had the misfortune of handling your pathetic excuse for a cock, you "#Grubered", freelance faggot, Odumbo Minion from Arkansas.

[CuteOldGuy]

Jefferson was a Deist. He was not a Christian. "Nature's God" does not translate to the Christian God, Jewish God, Muslim God, or any other established deity. The frequently referred to "Divine Providence". They viewed the Divine as an unknowable mystery. They weren't advocating a doctrine.

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Here's what I said, you old, festering balloon knot:

I've found that in insults, people often describe their own condition.

And you, being the button-pushing turd you are, you've taken it to the extreme. You're MO is old. You put it on display with WE; you keep pushing until the joke just isn't funny anymore. You don't know when to quit. It was funny for a while, but then it stopped being funny. You kept going. Come up with some new shit, bitch tits.

So, you're saying you carry on much too long on nonsense, eh? Why do you feel that way about yourself?

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Jefferson was a Deist. He was not a Christian. "Nature's God" does not translate to the Christian God, Jewish God, Muslim God, or any other established deity. The frequently referred to "Divine Providence". They viewed the Divine as an unknowable mystery. They weren't advocating a doctrine.

Jefferson didn't construct his "Jefferson's Bible" from either the Hebrew Scriptures or the Koran but rather from the New Testament of the King James Bible.

I, too, have made a wee-little book from the same materials, which I call the Philosophy of Jesus; it is a paradigma of his doctrines, made by cutting the texts out of the book, and arranging them on the pages of a blank book, in a certain order of time or subject. A more beautiful or precious morsel of ethics I have never seen; it is a document in proof that I am a real Christian, that is to say, a disciple of the doctrines of Jesus... (Jefferson letter to Charles Thomson Monticello, January 9, 1816)