Help! I turned tricks all day and my ass is sore!!!!

[Chincho]

So I am in a new stable the dam pimp booked 27 rides today and sub contracted me out to two more pimps needing some ponies rode tomorrow! My ass hurts I'm laying here almost in tears from the agony, I wanta give up I just don't think I'll survive but they keep promising me how great things are gonna be....

What do you ladies do? How do you deal with the pain? I just feel like nobody cares!

Pimp lied they were all supposed to be kind and gentle but this is about what I went through all day!!!

[Guest070618]

Fuck your a leech 1 fucking review and 1058 lame ass post

[Chincho]

Fuck your stupid it's "post's" not post.

[luv2daty]

"posts"

[Lilly2340]

Originally Posted by Chincho

So I am in a new stable the dam pimp booked 27 rides today and sub contracted me out to two more pimps needing some ponies rode tomorrow! My ass hurts I'm laying here almost in tears from the agony, I wanta give up I just don't think I'll survive but they keep promising me how great things are gonna be....

What do you ladies do? How do you deal with the pain? I just feel like nobody cares!

Pimp lied they were all supposed to be kind and gentle but this is about what I went through all day!!!

GO INDEPENDENT OR CONTACT ANOTHER PROVIDER U KNOW AND TRUST FOR HELP.

[Guest070618]

Originally Posted by Chincho

Fuck your stupid it's "post's" not post.

Sorry about the auto correct ,ment posts , or 1058 lame post and 1'review

[phreekntx210]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA

Sums him up perfectly

[SofaKingFun]

Go get you a #20lb. bag of ice and straddle it until it all goes numb
Then take another 'ride'.. That's Lilly's special secret cure for analpaintoherringus. ...but don't tell anyone because she's shy.



Wait...chincho the whorsrider, are these pimps making you ride bareback?


'cuz if you are, I thinck someone is supposed to rub an egg on you or something...

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[rockerrick]

^^^ Listen to him Chincho, he's an expert on butthurt

[Guest070517]

Mr. Buffet says it just right!!!

[SofaKingFun]

Why, yes. Yes I am. I administered one just recently, as a matter of fact. Thank you for the acknowlegement, there rockerrick.



And I'm sorry to hear of yours, man thats got to suck.



"no more dating elfs". Whaaaat?

Man, thats just wong.


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[Guest112916]

27 a day? Looks like Hookers will need colostomy bags when they can't afford sphincter replacement surgery.

[Camille Fox]

San Antonio is great! Chincho and flinde ThreADs all over coED

And you guys don't even post taint pictures. The competition is getting to be too much around here...

[big35hurt]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

San Antonio is great! Chincho and flinde ThreADs all over coED

And you guys don't even post taint pictures. The competition is getting to be too much around here...

Whoa Camille. Don't encourage pics please. It wouldn't be pretty. I fear Von will be posting something that makes my eyes hurt soon. Haha

[Chincho]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

San Antonio is great! Chincho and flinde ThreADs all over coED

And you guys don't even post taint pictures. The competition is getting to be too much around here...

Calm down baby!!

To make up for stealing your thunder I'll let you come over and massage my sore ass and then I'll give you the full 5 minute chincho experience (5 min sessions include foreplay and pillow talk afterwards) then I'll thrown in bfe(boyfriend expierence) that consists of letting you take me to the soda machines and buying me a drink (dr. Pepper).

What more can a woman ask for?