Age Question for the Ladies

[saustin]

Originally Posted by Whispers

As opposed to the average posting whore here in CoEd that really have no personal lives...

Bwahaha...says the post whore with keyboard diarreha. That there's funny.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by saustin

Bwahaha...

Now that is an interesting way to respond......rather "feminine"......

and WHO is your only review of?.....

oh... yes..... after she went 6-7 weeks without being reviewed although ads were in play through most of that period........... rather fortunate timing for her.....

things that make ya go hmmmmmmmm

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Now that is an interesting way to respond......rather "feminine"......

Seriously? Let me make it more manly for you.

baaahhooohaaahhoooo hoo haa hummmmm cough cough

Don't forget to Scratch your balls as you laugh.. This makes it even more manly!!

[JennsLolli]

It's true. Women and their cute little "opinions" grow more and more irrelevant once you factor in age (always growing), body type (always deteriorating), and fuckability (always dropping). I could draw you a graph to explain the diminishing returns of women as these factors collide in a math machine, but I'm 30 and unmarried -- if I draw that graph, I'll scare off all the boys on any one of the fifteen dating sites I use (Agnostic Farmers for Buttsex, anyone?). Also...women and math??? Bwahahahaha (who's laughing in a gender appropriate way now?!?!?)

Also, also! Broads also seem to get crankier and crankier as they get further and further away from a set of holes some dudes on a hooker board want to stuff. What's up with that? x10 if said dude is one who brags about how he never has to use providers anymore because he's cornered the central TX barely legal damsel in distress market: HJ with eye contact for an e-text book rental/BBBJNQNS for a newest edition hardback purchase to sell back for beer money at the end of the term (once she gets her fake ID, that is). You don't want to even know what a gal has to do for tuition payments.



The beauty of my participation on co-ed is that I often attract guys who have read my shit for years (I've written about hobbying for more years than I've actively been a provider). So is this marketing? Absolutely! Desperate? Hardly. Either way, y'all say what you want, I'll be over here branding the imaginary persona of JennsLolli as a marketing strategy for all the fat stacks of 20s. Cool thing, though, about this posting stuff. I find that the more vocal I am (with decently crafted rebuttals, observations, general input) the more compatible the strange walking through my door. There are only so many angles of tit-shots and derivations of cum/come/kum one can pull out of her ass before the men all start to respond the same and I like to keep things fresh.



Buuuuut to answer your question...just mention your age. If your initial contact is polite, well-crafted, and full of such detail, the age thing probably won't matter. Most of the guys I see (yes, I said most) are under 40. I find that these sessions feel more GFE-y since we are similar in age and lifestyle. Just don't push OTC time, datey-dates, and drop the "I'm a young stud...you must be thrilled to see me" approach that some of your cohort take. Happy hobbying!

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

I could draw you a graph to explain the diminishing returns of women as these factors collide

I wish you hadn't said this... now this is going to be the next graphic in Toyz signature block!

And although some of the responses here are hilarious, let's keep the discussion civil. Attack the message not the poster. ztonk

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by ztonk

And although some of the responses here are hilarious, let's keep the discussion civil. Attack the message not the poster.ztonk

Sorry, Papa Tonk. I was going to put "jk" at the end of every sentence, but it fucked with both my flow and the integrity of my argument. I left out value judgements, though...because I'm a fucking ninja of rhetoric.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

It's true. Women and their cute little "opinions" grow more and more irrelevant once you factor in age (always growing), body type (always deteriorating), and fuckability (always dropping).

Thank-you....I may add that as a quote in my Signature line.....

I could draw you a graph to explain the diminishing returns of women as these factors collide in a math machine, but I'm 30 and unmarried -- if I draw that graph, I'll scare off all the boys on any one of the fifteen dating sites I use (Agnostic Farmers for Buttsex, anyone?). Also...women and math??? Bwahahahaha (who's laughing in a gender appropriate way now?!?!?)

Hooker Math is a subject deserving of it's own thread....

Also, also! Broads also seem to get crankier and crankier as they get further and further away from a set of holes some dudes on a hooker board want to stuff.
What's up with that? x10 if said dude is one who brags about how he never has to use providers anymore because he's cornered the central TX barely legal damsel in distress market: HJ with eye contact for an e-text book rental/BBBJNQNS for a newest edition hardback purchase to sell back for beer money at the end of the term (once she gets her fake ID, that is).

Why would a serious SD pay so much for such activities?......

You don't want to even know what a gal has to do for tuition payments. Some of us pick the right girls and avoid that pitfall......



The beauty of my participation on co-ed is that I often attract guys who have read my shit for years (I've written about hobbying for more years than I've actively been a provider).

What's the saying?.. oh... Those that can..... DO... Those that can't.....

So is this marketing? Absolutely! Desperate? Hardly. Either way, y'all say what you want, I'll be over here branding the imaginary persona of JennsLolli as a marketing strategy for all the fat stacks of 20s. Cool thing, though, about this posting stuff. I find that the more vocal I am (with decently crafted rebuttals, observations, general input) the more compatible the strange walking through my door. There are only so many angles of tit-shots and derivations of cum/come/kum one can pull out of her ass before the men all start to respond the same and I like to keep things fresh.

You let guys cream-pie your ass?.... And you have time to be here writing?....

Buuuuut to answer your question...just mention your age. If your initial contact is polite, well-crafted, and full of such detail, the age thing probably won't matter. Most of the guys I see (yes, I said most) are under 40. I find that these sessions feel more GFE-y since we are similar in age and lifestyle. Just don't push OTC time, datey-dates, and drop the "I'm a young stud...you must be thrilled to see me" approach that some of your cohort take. Happy hobbying!

Thanks for sharing!

[JennsLolli]

Before HandleA512 and HandleB512 get any ideas...the anal cream pie inferred joke was just that. 1) a joke 2) inferred using context clues. I'm surprised it was caught so soon, but bummed that everyone has the crib notes to my post. (I hide my best jokes as if it were a GD treasure hunt.)

And hell, Whispers, if you figured out how to get to the HDH ladies at BP prices warp zone without rubbing your balls on a game genie, then good for you. I was the "retired" hooker posting on the hooker board for a few years when the mood struck. Glass houses, etc. etc. I rarely agree with shit you post, you rarely agree with shit I post. You don't want to bone me, I don't want to bone you. It's turning into a fucking John Lennon song up in here.

Now to bring things back on topic....

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Buuuuut to answer your question...just mention your age. If your initial contact is polite, well-crafted, and full of such detail, the age thing probably won't matter. Most of the guys I see (yes, I said most) are under 40. I find that these sessions feel more GFE-y since we are similar in age and lifestyle. Just don't push OTC time, datey-dates, and drop the "I'm a young stud...you must be thrilled to see me" approach that some of your cohort take.

+1

[xrival14]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

It's true. Women and their cute little "opinions" grow more and more irrelevant once you factor in age (always growing), body type (always deteriorating), and fuckability (always dropping). I could draw you a graph to explain the diminishing returns of women as these factors collide in a math machine, but I'm 30 and unmarried -- if I draw that graph, I'll scare off all the boys on any one of the fifteen dating sites I use (Agnostic Farmers for Buttsex, anyone?). Also...women and math??? Bwahahahaha (who's laughing in a gender appropriate way now?!?!?)

Also, also! Broads also seem to get crankier and crankier as they get further and further away from a set of holes some dudes on a hooker board want to stuff. What's up with that? x10 if said dude is one who brags about how he never has to use providers anymore because he's cornered the central TX barely legal damsel in distress market: HJ with eye contact for an e-text book rental/BBBJNQNS for a newest edition hardback purchase to sell back for beer money at the end of the term (once she gets her fake ID, that is). You don't want to even know what a gal has to do for tuition payments.



The beauty of my participation on co-ed is that I often attract guys who have read my shit for years (I've written about hobbying for more years than I've actively been a provider). So is this marketing? Absolutely! Desperate? Hardly. Either way, y'all say what you want, I'll be over here branding the imaginary persona of JennsLolli as a marketing strategy for all the fat stacks of 20s. Cool thing, though, about this posting stuff. I find that the more vocal I am (with decently crafted rebuttals, observations, general input) the more compatible the strange walking through my door. There are only so many angles of tit-shots and derivations of cum/come/kum one can pull out of her ass before the men all start to respond the same and I like to keep things fresh.



Buuuuut to answer your question...just mention your age. If your initial contact is polite, well-crafted, and full of such detail, the age thing probably won't matter. Most of the guys I see (yes, I said most) are under 40. I find that these sessions feel more GFE-y since we are similar in age and lifestyle. Just don't push OTC time, datey-dates, and drop the "I'm a young stud...you must be thrilled to see me" approach that some of your cohort take. Happy hobbying!

I just have to say that every time I read your posts I'm extremely tempted to schedule an appointment just cause. So keep doing you.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by xrival14

I just have to say that every time I read your posts I'm extremely tempted to schedule an appointment just cause. So keep doing you.

yet you never have?


Why is that?

[xrival14]

Originally Posted by Whispers

yet you never have?


Why is that?

I don't get to get away very often unfortunately.