Fifty shades of HOT PINK!

[SA Angel]

When I heard that inaccurate BDSM Twilight fanfiction was turned into a real book I cringed.

When I found out it hit the bestsellers list I whimpered.

When I learned they were making it a movie I went on a rant to rival all rants.

I have no urge to see this movie and I think the whole 50 Shades of Grey / Twilight franchise has done nothing less but glamorize emotional abuse. I also think that we will see far too many injuries from people trying new things without research in the bedroom.

[Guest062217]

Any lady who has seen me...knows that SNL is a total pleaser....I have a very "reverse" sense of pleasure. I get off and enjoy the most amount of pleasure from when "I" give the lady the ultimate pleasure...

I am NOT the guy that lays back and says..."make me feel good"... Instead, my pleasure is derived by discovering numerous ways to make the lady ooze with pure bliss....

[Guest021817-2]

check please...........

[DallasRain]

true--

[VegasJen]

Oh my, and I thought I, too was the only one deeply offended by it... Yay! I would never judge anyone for making an efucated lifestyle choice, but anyone who tries to coerce another into that kind of crap is no more than a hideous creature at best.

[JessicaKnightly]

My client took me to see 50 Shades of Grey on our date last night and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The main character actually had a choice and her choice was to not jump into his lifestyle. I felt she held her own and only let him do to her what she felt like doing. So no harm, no foul.

Now, the movie was pretty lame as far as movies go, but it didn't matter to me because I spent the majority of the movie in the back row making out passionately and then getting brought to orgasm in a completely packed theater. My client has some magic fingers and the fact I was wearing a very short dress without panties helped. I wanted to suck his cock so bad the whole time he had to hold me back. I really couldn't wait for the movie to end, but not because it was that bad.

[HeatherDAngelo]

The movies are not always exactly like the books....

[Ed Highlight]

These book "thingies" you're talking about... I've heard of them before... those are the things with words that you read or something like that...right??

[pyramider]

They should have pictures and pop-ups.

[britneyboobiesxoxo]

I agree
I haven't read the book. May see the movie at some point. Is it worth all the hype? I guess I just don't need the turn on factor from a book/movie.. I'm sexual enough lol

[Zhivago52]

Have no plans to read it, no plans to see it. Working with a partner to create one's own special scenario and excitement has always worked best, unfettered by pop culture, especially when it's crappy pop culture.

[DallasRain]

I started to read the book but it turned me off so I threw it away lol

[CRISTY-CUPPS]

Haha Dallas I read through half of it on a flight and It sucked so bad I gave it to the flight attendant, she said she had wanted to read it.

[BunnyInk]

I never read the book, but I tried to watch the movie. I left the theater early...