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I travel with these and keep them in my vehicle. They are perfume free and not too harsh on my supple foreskin.
They keep me Dingle Berry free at all times. When I stop for a massage at a shop with no shower, i clean up with these as soon as i undress....freshly showered or not. I wipe my dick, nuts, and anus clean....and i usually have a zip bag to take them out with me. For some reason, Asian massage rooms never have a trash can. Besides, it would turn the provider off to see my ass crack trash.
Sometimes, when i go to a new spa (not full service), as the lady prepares the room and i start to undress, i show her the package and ask for en extra moment alone to prepare. I always get a smile.
I shouldn't be revealing my trade secrets to all the fucktards.
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Uhh uhh. I'm not gonna let you spin this you're not W.C. Fields.
So you make an embarrassing confession that you basically ride around H-town with what amounts to shit paper in your car for whatever shit ass reason and somehow you manage to pivot and spin this on Zanz?
do you carry Maxi-pads and Tampons as well? Lol
My friend perhaps you should invest in some depends for old men. Just make sure the TSA doesn't confiscate them or else you'll be globespotting on the plane.
Your question to Dorthy was, "Was a shower available at your incall?" [/QUOTE
#1: Have you ever had an appointment with DM at an "incall"?
#2: Was there a shower at the "incall" if you did?
This was a FBSM appointment ... Ever had one at a "NONshower" location?
You also "assume" that she used the word "shower" to the subject of this story!
Comprende?
For instance: You had a FBSM appointment with Tatiana (BP) ... in 2012:
Was their a SHOWER available? I'll answer it from experience: NO!
"She works in a private suite in a commercial office building, ..."
After you complete your reading comprehension courses ... sign up for some ..
"critical thinking" courses.
Holy fucking Tebow! Yes, I've had FBSM appointments with Tatiana; yes, it was in a commercial office building; yes, there was no shower available. And a key difference was that Tatiana did not, nor would she ever, tell me to go take a shower, since there (not their, as you spell it) is no shower is available at that facility; and she is sentient enough to know that. If OP told the stupid fucktard to take a shower (at her own incall), a rational person would assume that she knew what the fuck she was talking about and that she had a shower available.
She tells this completely disgusting (yet hilarious) story about this dude, including telling him to take a shower at her incall, and you ask if she had a shower at her incall. When you read a review where the provider tells the fucktard to make himself comfortable on the bed, do you ask if she had a bed available? Well, maybe you do; but I won't waste the time researching your posts.
If they could use this thread in a sitcom, they'd win a Grammy for funniest show. Ha ha
Yep, and then Kanye West would hog the stage saying someone else is more deserving ... When that toadstool becomes an actual singer or musician will be when he earns some respect.
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Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
& He Still Wont STFU....
They never did STFU in high school either. Nothing that an empty locker and a roll of tape cannot fix ...
Yep, and then Kanye West would hog the stage saying someone else is more deserving ... When that toadstool becomes an actual singer or musician will be when he earns some respect.
They never did STFU in high school either. Nothing that an empty locker and a roll of tape cannot fix ...
Holy fucking Tebow! Yes, I've had FBSM appointments with Tatiana; yes, it was in a commercial office building; yes, there was no shower available. And a key difference was that Tatiana did not, nor would she ever, tell me to go take a shower, since there (not their, as you spell it) is no shower is available at that facility; and she is sentient enough to know that. If OP told the stupid fucktard to take a shower (at her own incall), a rational person would assume that she knew what the fuck she was talking about and that she had a shower available.
She tells this completely disgusting (yet hilarious) story about this dude, including telling him to take a shower at her incall, and you ask if she had a shower at her incall. When you read a review where the provider tells the fucktard to make himself comfortable on the bed, do you ask if she had a bed available? Well, maybe you do; but I won't waste the time researching your posts.
When I Got To His Ass I Massaged It At An Angle Where I Was Praying It Would Wiggle Its Way Out... But That Paper Must Have Been Super Duty Because That Shit Didn't Budge..
Be thankful it didn't. If the TP was serving as a plug, . . .
Release the Kraken!!!
If they could use this thread in a sitcom, they'd win a Emmy for funniest show. Ha ha FTFY
Time for a little education, I suppose:
An Emmy Award, or simply Emmy, recognizes excellence in the television industry, and corresponds to the Academy Award (for film/movies), the Tony Award (for theatre), and the Grammy Award (for music).
BTW, I now agree 100% w/ your statement. Carry on......
and somehow you manage to pivot and spin this on Zanz? 
