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Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

You'd think so, wouldn't you? I was afraid of that too, but I can't tell you how much business the threads that are meant to put me in a negative light have generated over the past year and a half! You guys get them clicking and keep my name in their heads. Some guys who don't even know what stories to believe still take the "risk" to schedule because they're just so intrigued by this "EFN" they keep hearing "bat shit crazy" things about. Most of those men end up being repeat and regular customers. I still gotta keep up with my ads, but it's nice knowing that I've got y'all over on Co-Ed keeping me interesting and relevant year-round. And I don't even have to fuck you! Something I'm truly grateful for

Your welcome!

Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Camille Fox

How could you forget "and have a stinky penis"?

SofaKingFun · 01-09-2015, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

... I've got y'all over on Co-Ed keeping me interesting and relevant year-round. And I don't even have to fuck you! Something I'm truly grateful for

These gals are fucking hilarious!!

"...and she doesn't even have to fuck you!"

That's classic!

Thanck you, SL, for bringing these ladies to my attention.

Scoreboard: EFN

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googol^googol · 01-09-2015, 03:42 PM

I'm Offering You
A Tequila Special!
Silver Patron Tequila 750ml or larger
$40 Off All HH or HR Sessions!
$45.00 At Spec's Guys!

Do I read this clearly? If I give a gift that costs $45, I get a $40 discount. Anyone who can get customers to respond to that offer IS a marketing genius.

Hobart420 · 01-09-2015, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

You'd think so, wouldn't you? I was afraid of that too, but I can't tell you how much business the threads that are meant to put me in a negative light have generated over the past year and a half! You guys get them clicking and keep my name in their heads. Some guys who don't even know what stories to believe still take the "risk" to schedule because they're just so intrigued by this "EFN" they keep hearing "bat shit crazy" things about. Most of those men end up being repeat and regular customers. I still gotta keep up with my ads, but it's nice knowing that I've got y'all over on Co-Ed keeping me interesting and relevant year-round. And I don't even have to fuck you! Something I'm truly grateful for

Hey, EFN.
You should let me see you. I'm intreagued by this "EFN"!
But you would have to EFN F' me.
I'm not worried about my ID being out there. I have ~HoLifelock~

Whispers · 01-09-2015, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by googol^googol

I'm Offering You
A Tequila Special!
Silver Patron Tequila 750ml or larger
$40 Off All HH or HR Sessions!
$45.00 At Spec's Guys!

Do I read this clearly? If I give a gift that costs $45, I get a $40 discount. Anyone who can get customers to respond to that offer IS a marketing genius.

If ya stop and consider all the guys that typically bring their whores a gift, it probably represents saving them a few bucks....

Screw up and bring her Cuervo by mistake though and expect you DL on blast....

googol^googol · 01-09-2015, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

Screw up and bring her Cuervo by mistake though and expect you DL on blast....

Just as should happen. No one should have to drink Cuervo. Life is too short for bad tequila.

rockerrick · 01-09-2015, 05:57 PM

To be fair Cuervo does have good tequila if you go with the
Reserva de la Familia

TravelingTex · 01-09-2015, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by googol^googol

No one should have to drink Cuervo.

Patron, mostly owned by Austin's own John Paul DeJoria of haircut fame, owes much more to DeJoria's marketing genius than any particular technique. It's OK, just OK according to tasters, so its fame far exceeds its actual quality. In the silver category that's being solicited (heh), triple-distilled Cuervo Platino (platinum) is the world's best IMO.

Of course Cuervo makes the world's worst, well-known tequila: Gold, which is actually a mixto with 49% cheap vodka in with the 51% agave, and food coloring. It even smells bad.

But Cuervo also makes the world's best production* tequila: Reserva de la Familia, 100% blue agave, comes in a different, hand-numbered bottle every year. Reserva was the first ultra-aged anejo, resting in oak barrels for three years. Reserva is ~$140.00/bottle, and some of the yearly editions are collector's items because of the artist-signed wooden box, different every year. Smells like brandy, but with more flavors: cinnamon, citrus, vanilla, more.

*Production tequila can be topped by ultra-high-end, custom and one-off vintages, but you won't see those in ordinary liquor stores, if at all.

And THAT's how you hijack a thread and spawn a new topic, ladies and gentlemen.

p.s. And I see that while I was typing, Rockerdude beat me to the post finish line.

rockerrick · 01-09-2015, 06:21 PM

You were more thorough with info

Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

These gals are fucking hilarious!!

"...and she doesn't even have to fuck you!"

That's classic!

Thanck you, SL, for bringing these ladies to my attention.

Scoreboard: EFN

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Well at least she is grateful...

Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by googol^googol

I'm Offering You
A Tequila Special!
Silver Patron Tequila 750ml or larger
$40 Off All HH or HR Sessions!
$45.00 At Spec's Guys!

Do I read this clearly? If I give a gift that costs $45, I get a $40 discount. Anyone who can get customers to respond to that offer IS a marketing genius.

And also hoping to get her high school diploma soon.

Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobart420

Hey, EFN.
You should let me see you. I'm intreagued by this "EFN"!
But you would have to EFN F' me.
I'm not worried about my ID being out there. I have ~HoLifelock~

You kill me Hobart!

Still Looking · 01-09-2015, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockerrick

To be fair Cuervo does have good tequila if you go with the
Reserva de la Familia

Quote:

Originally Posted by TravelingTex

Patron, mostly owned by Austin's own John Paul DeJoria of haircut fame, owes much more to DeJoria's marketing genius than any particular technique. It's OK, just OK according to tasters, so its fame far exceeds its actual quality. In the silver category that's being solicited (heh), triple-distilled Cuervo Platino (platinum) is the world's best IMO.

Of course Cuervo makes the world's worst, well-known tequila: Gold, which is actually a mixto with 49% cheap vodka in with the 51% agave, and food coloring. It even smells bad.

But Cuervo also makes the world's best production* tequila: Reserva de la Familia, 100% blue agave, comes in a different, hand-numbered bottle every year. Reserva was the first ultra-aged anejo, resting in oak barrels for three years. Reserva is ~$140.00/bottle, and some of the yearly editions are collector's items because of the artist-signed wooden box, different every year. Smells like brandy, but with more flavors: cinnamon, citrus, vanilla, more.

*Production tequila can be topped by ultra-high-end, custom and one-off vintages, but you won't see those in ordinary liquor stores, if at all.

And THAT's how you hijack a thread and spawn a new topic, ladies and gentlemen.

p.s. And I see that while I was typing, Rockerdude beat me to the post finish line.

TravelingTex · 01-09-2015, 07:13 PM

Yep, Gran Patron is a grand one, alright, as is Don Julio's 1942. I'll still put Reserva de la Familia at the top of that fine list. Let's face it, in that neighborhood, you can do no wrong.