Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

[kinkyorca]

Be strong my fellow fucktards, dont sell your stuff short. Your strong, hard, and proud of what you swing. If these hooktards cant appreciate all the effort you do. Weekly bath, anal bleaching, barnikle scraping, crab removal , then they are not worth your time.

Now that being said, rents due so new year special!!! Everything goes!! No covers. Bb cuddling all night!! I have the Notebook on dvd, will watch and hold you and talk about what it means. All for a can of sardies and a squid smoothie! Low vol, AA ,newbie friendly!

Have incall at several patel pools in town, bring a life jacket!!

[Guest030816]

Ya'll are just NUTZ

Just a bunch of whacked out coconuts.
But... I'd consider selling my man meat by the inch?
Nah, never mind. I'm too shy, and too picky about the
company I keep. It's all about quality, not quantity.
As you were, enjoy your mixed nuts extravaganza.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

I hope you realize this was a joke :-/

Uh, yeah...
But I was serious about the pillow talk.
Look me up.

[Guest122620]

I have been recently told by an member that he has posted himself on bp

[Guest030816]

Maybe the OP is carrying the joke a lil too far?
Who knows he may actually get an answer or two
on BP. There's a lot of crazy chit going on there.
I'll miss his unique sense of humor.
Vaya con Dios mi hermano
I'll always remember him as a brave, strapping young lad.
Gone over to the dark side (BP)

[Guest122620]

Idk maybe he said he has had 5 clients in the past 3 months

[Guest030816]

Like I said darlin'
Coconuts
Big crazy coconuts.
The lines between fantasy and reality
are beginning to blur and blend.
I am beginning (again) to doubt my own sanity.
What's real and what's a dream?
Am i a man dreaming he's a butterfly,
or a butterfly dreaming he's a man?
This thread doesn't help at all !!!
I'm so confused

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by LadyJ2013

Idk maybe he said he has had 5 clients in the past 3 months

Butt all of his clients are men ... ijs.

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by Ck1968

I have an offer for the ladies. It will last all day. First we go to lunch and I will tell you how nice you look and that you need to order desert because you are so thin and starting to look like a runway model. Then I will go shopping with you and compliment you on everything you try on, except the things that make your butt look too small. Then we can go to one of those moveis where the plot is, boy meets girl,boy loses girl and then boy finally gets girl back after he chases her down in the airport just as she was about to leave forever. Then back to your place for a foot rub and a glass of wine. pM me for rates on this very special all inclusive package.

Pfttttt.... Sounds TGTBT... Definitely the good ol' "over promise and under deliver"... Until I see a review by an ESTABLISHED hooktard, this is just another WW bait...


Now, you men whore pay attention to the Orca... He is bringing in the Big Gun: we don't say "The Notebook" in vain!

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

....Now, you men whore pay attention to the Orca... He is bringing in the Big Gun: we don't say "The Notebook" in vain!

"The Notebook"???
REALLY??? I cry foul on the play!!!
This Orca is clearly no gentleman, that's hitting below the belt... Do whales even wear belts? Again, WTF? Yeah, he might sit through the notebook with ya, but can he stay awake through the whole thing? Ya'll wanna hang with an aquatic that clearly has no morals or sense of fair play, that's your call. I prefer top stand as a man of integrity, even if I stand alone.
There I said it.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Pfttttt.... Sounds TGTBT... Definitely the good ol' "over promise and under deliver"... Until I see a review by an ESTABLISHED hooktard, this is just another WW bait...


Now, you men whore pay attention to the Orca... He is bringing in the Big Gun: we don't say "The Notebook" in vain!

Something smells fishy ....

[Guest122620]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Butt all of his clients are men ... ijs.

Lol I laughted s hard when I read this

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

Pfttttt.... "The Notebook"

I will say this in my defense, I once read "The Bridges of Madison County" for a woman. And I had to drink many gallons of Scotch, multiple bar fights, countless hours in jail and in court just to shake that off of me. I promised my lawyer, my bondsman, my probation officer and my boss that I'd never put them through that again. So when that "Notebook" came out, I stayed far, far, FAR away from it. Cost me my marriage and every RW relationship since then.
I WILL NOT BRING THAT PLAGUE INTO MY HOBBY LIFE!!!
I'm outta here, the stakes are just too high.

[Guest070818-1]

Any of you guys worth a damn on DATY?

If so, PM me with rates!

Also, move to the front of the line if you can take it in the ass too!

[Captain.Classic]

Sheeeeesh. Tough crowd. Neither me ego nor me mast be ready for the bruisin and swashbucklin.

Avast, me mateys. Yar captain be taking his talents to the Back of the Page. I shall more freely peddle me wares once me have conquered calmer waters.