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Originally Posted by Zhivago52
... revise the Menu with some interesting acronym-sounding dishes...
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We of a certain Texas vintage remember the police-heavy, speed trap town of Selma, TX (now nearly swallowed by San Antonio) and its cafe menu. Appetizers were listed as "Opening Statements," kids' dishes were listed under "School Zone," desserts were "Closing Arguments," etc.
Let's put our thinking caps on to figure out how her menu can provide us with some humor but not alert her whole community. I'll start, but at the bottom of the menu: payment options (credit cards, etc.) could be listed under "TCB."