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Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge
Happy Boxing Day to you too Jinny. All I wanted for Christmas was a piece of pussy. I got some but unfortunately it was the wrong size.  I'm going to go out and try to exchange it today. 
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mine was about the right size
but the b**** forgot to cook the turkey I gave her days before
taint nothing better than sex and hooker cooked turkey
said she was turkeyed out
WTF some other guy stole my idea that I been doing for years
but he gave her a cooked turkey
1st dude it was not as good as her cooking
2nd make her work and cook it
3rd if your going to steel my idea, give her a ham ta cook dang nab it all
then we can swap we each get some hooker cooked ham and turkey
dumb fuck