Colonoscopy

[DallasRain]

Just remeber to relax and daydream about doing the dirty deed with a favorite provider

[traveler_]

I have had a few over the years, I either hit on wife or nurse while I was waking up each time,when I was waking up from my first procedure, the nurse told me I was a fairly strong man, I looked at her with a puzzled look and ask her what she meant, she told me that when the doctor inserted the camera I tried to leave the table, she said it took four of them to hold me down til they got straps on me.

[Marshpirate]

OMG, straps now?!!!!Maybe I should hire D to supervise.

[pyramider]

The worse thing about it is the cleansing stuff. I had grape flavored stuff. It had a metallic smell to it. I was retching just by getting a whiff of it. It works good. I swear one time I was levitating over the commode while power booting. Thanck tebow that I was good to go, I told the doctor hopefully there are better tasting cleansers the next time, in 10 years.

[Old Horn Dog]

The only two specialists I had referrals to when I first got to NOLA were both female & both VERY attractive--I couldn't f'n believe it. I also couldn't believe I couldn't think of reasons to see them again. One was a ophthalmologist & one was a podiatrist. Both Asian, both extremely pretty, one w/a great sense of humor--she was really funny. Really sorry I never met up w/that one in RL--I bet she would've been great to spend time with hanging out downtown or watching a ball game. But you CAN'T be the creepy-old-guy patient so... never saw them again. Pity.

So it WOULD be funny if when they began you were like, "Ooooooh, Doc-torrr JOOOOONES..." That was some funny shit, Precious...

As for the procedure: never had it although I think I'll get to experience the dubious pleasure all y'all seem to have had so far in the next few years. But I recommend watching both the Bill Engvall & Jeff Foxworthy routines. They are somewhat similar but both are snort-Dr.-Pepper-on-your-keyboard funny.

Bill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9WWREy-EXg

Jeff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp9oi1LVXw

[siberia]

I kiss the boo boo

[Marshpirate]

Thanks for the laughs OHD.
Siberia, in that outfit, you can check my blood pressure anytime you want! In fact, I think I have a little swelling for you to inspect.

[pyramider]

The thread is not about taking blood pressure, its about a procedure that is more intimate.

[Marshpirate]

Just reporting all went well. No molestations or attempted escapes took place. My secrets remain classified. My colon is healthy. The prep was the worse part.

Thanks to all for the advice and laughs.

[traveler_]

Great news

[Nicolet]

Great news indeed! Now, come here so I can take a closer look!