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12-09-2014, 09:13 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Globe Trotter
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red rover red rover tell lauren to bend over
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12-09-2014, 09:15 PM
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Für die beeinflussen
Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
Posts: 21,029
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Just a reminder to all of you Lauren said....
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Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Awww. Dorian. You know I'd totally fuck you.
As long as you don't tell anybody . . .
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Then no less than a month later....
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Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I love you, Dorian Gray.
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12-09-2014, 09:41 PM
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#33
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Oct 12, 2012
Location: Wherever Latinas & Asian babes are
Posts: 1,489
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Originally Posted by Space Cowboy
He loves you so much, he just copied and pasted shit from this site.
http://www.short-love-poem.com/romantic.html
5th on the right. He left out the word 'boo'
Lauren is pretty hot, so his vision is in check, just not his prose. |
Really!?! Ha, ok.
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12-09-2014, 10:15 PM
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#34
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 21, 2011
Location: Houston/San Diego
Posts: 3,092
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
When your image struck mine eyes
My dick doth say "I'd hit that"
Your beauty is simple - like fire
My dick doth say "Two shots please"
To me thou art a special one
Now the sun emits a brighter ray
When thou break'est through the clouds
Mine eyes doth see'th fine boobies
Thou art a beauty of the mind
"Alas no dumb bunny" I doth say
Thy voice that trickles - Makes me upright
Thou art a morsel I doth lust after
"& now" quoth I "what to do?"
My thoughts hath been of thee
But now me thincks "Not sure if I should repeat"
But, alas, now the answer lies with thee
If t'were asked, then best to asked quickly
I'm short the full funds today
I fear to ask what thou must thinck
I bid thee answer
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Until he erased it. Not quite the scholar I expected. Oh well, maybe JARVIS is slacking off. 
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12-10-2014, 07:17 AM
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#35
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 18, 2014
Location: Texas
Posts: 312
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Lol... Who cares? Obviously DG is not making these up originally... This thread is just entertaining silliness... But by oooweee, the amount of time some of you have to search, copy, paste, gif, YouTube, etc, is pretty ridiculous... Ijs...
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12-10-2014, 07:32 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
Posts: 16,091
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There once was a hooker from Houston....
That's all I've got so far.
I can't find a synonym for pussy that rhymes with Houston...
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12-10-2014, 08:41 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 230580
Join Date: Feb 9, 2014
Location: on cloud 9
Posts: 127
My ECCIE Reviews
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THE Lauren Mayfair
Wields a gilded pussy whip
Waxing poetic
Had to throw in my own Haiku (an original, btw! Lol…)
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12-10-2014, 08:49 AM
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Für die beeinflussen
Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
Posts: 21,029
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Originally Posted by Readytolearn
Lol... Who cares?
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Hopefully the Batwhore I'm trying to swoon.... duh
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Originally Posted by Readytolearn
Obviously DG is not making these up originally... This thread is just entertaining silliness...
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Why would I go through the trouble of making an original poetic work on a SHMB?
:shrug:
I wouldn't make an original work for a civilian.
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Originally Posted by Readytolearn
But by oooweee, the amount of time some of you have to search, copy, paste, gif, YouTube, etc, is pretty ridiculous... Ijs...
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You would be amazed at how fast the whole process is actually. I thing 90% of the shits I take are consume more time
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12-10-2014, 09:52 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 25, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 397
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
I thing 90% of the shits I take are consume more time
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Next time, try leaving the shit instead of taking it. It'll save you some time. 
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12-10-2014, 10:35 AM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 245378
Join Date: May 30, 2014
Location: Houston
Posts: 466
My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by Slitlikr
The poem pretty much says he doesn't have the funds but would hope the poem would make up for the shortfall and at the same time creating some hype about you.
Guessing that he'll attain his goal.
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Lol. Nope. Straight cash, homie.
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Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak
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I'll put it in my NetFlix queue.
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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
DG...
Have you checked under your car seat for loose change?
I do... I have a pile growing er' day...
3 more months... I am back in again...
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Don't roll them next time. Make it hail, trick.
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
red rover red rover tell lauren to bend over
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I think this game is what made me so popular back in junior high.
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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Just a reminder to all of you Lauren said....
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You having such a good memory is going to be bad for our relationship.
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12-10-2014, 10:37 AM
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Perineum Access
Join Date: Jun 14, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,605
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Originally Posted by boardman
There once was a hooker from Houston...
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Who's cooch/face/ass was frequently Juiced On...
Feel free to modify to fit your needs!
lol
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12-10-2014, 10:54 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Nov 3, 2014
Location: Seattle
Posts: 612
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I know I'm new here so the question maybe I am being obtuse.
Is it normal for there for there to be open discussion of love, marriage, confessions of affection, and the like between escorts and their clients?
If this is just part of the whole IOP thing brought up in another thread, then no wonder so many of these gentlemen end up getting divorced or going bankrupt.
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12-10-2014, 11:11 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Aug 4, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 5,141
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Waste of bandwidth. ..
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12-10-2014, 11:45 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 10, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 448
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Lauren is his latest bitch
The one who makes his pecker twitch
While he displays a lack of class
I'm sure he has money to get some ass
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12-10-2014, 11:46 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 28,030
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Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient
Is it normal for there for there to be open discussion of love, marriage, confessions of affection, and the like between escorts and their clients?
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No.
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Originally Posted by Wakeup
I know babe, and that's why I love you.  |
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