Do the gentlemen prefer....

[Toyz]

F2c, I didn't want to break this to you in a public forum because I know how much it is going to devastate you, being so abnormally obsessed about Mimi. But she can't seem to get you to understand so she asked that I try to explain. We met last week (god I love being her Beeg Cawk!!!) and these are her words.

Toyz I hab no ide-ra why he no unnerstan! I terl him time & time "You have A Tiny Cawk" & he terls eberyone "I am her ATF".

In my country we carwl him a "Ping-Pop-Pow" becrause he cums so qrickry. I am rike "that's all ru got"? He alrays says "I'm sorry Mimi" & then he can never get it up agrain.

He awrays cawring me sayring "Mimi prease see me" I terl him "you go buy Viagra, you as rimp as dead gowldfirsh in pond & smell same"

But he no risten!! Girls now carwl him "First to Cum" crause he can no rast more than 5 secronds!

And he awrays praying Ompa-pa music! It drive me crazy when he start dancring around apartment singring German Polka Songs.

I'm sorry I had to break it to you buddy...but shes been trying to tell you, you just aren't ristening, er, listening.

[fun2come]

Sorry Toyz, but all I hear from you is:


However, I think you may have referred to a Polka song in your cawking:

[Toyz]

Look we both understand you are hurt & heartbroken. I'm truly sorry we had to tell you this way. Mimi wrote you this song (I though it was sweet of her.

Dear T2C (From Mimi)
{{{Sung to the tune of "Hit me with your best shot"}}}


http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...7D4B64B8C06F5A


Now your a real nutty guy with a tiny pee pee
that you want to put in pretty girls like me
But before you put a notch on your asymmetrical face
I gotta a little something that will put you in your place

No more of your tiny cock
Come on, no more of your tiny cock
No more of your tiny cock
Go awa-ay....

[fun2come]

THX Toyz,

I always love to NUT to some great music ...

BTW, who is T2C ??? I hope that was just a spelling error and not SweetMiMi mixing me up with you.

Then again may be it's the nickname she gave you (Tiny Too Cawk), as Hen of a Cawk was just an initial spur of the moment inspiration. Ba Bahk Ba Bahk....

You know after 250+ all YES reviews that can happen - usually she has her stuff together 100% though, as we all know.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by fun2come

THX Toyz,

I always love to NUT to some great music ...

BTW, who is T2C ???

You know after 250+ all YES reviews that can happen - usually she has her stuff together 100% though, as we all know.

Blame it on the cold meds my friend...Nyquil & typing aren't a good combination...although you can come up with some creative thoughts at 1AM!

Shes always the best prepared hoogar ever. And does that with pretty high visitation rate.

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by fun2come

I ready through all of you two being silly, but when I found this it was all worth it.

made my morning!

[cinnamonshark]

I truly enjoy a cawk fight on a Saturday morning.

[gowithit]

Originally Posted by Toyz

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Back on the prowl in the 1990's the boys spiced up the act and were regulars on the club scene with their custom spandex "given her the business" suits.

Which one of the "disco guys" over there on the right is it that seems to have a problem finding his "CAWK"?

[gowithit]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

I truly enjoy a cawk fight on a Saturday morning.

Watch the "CAWK" fight in this video at 3.37!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak
Cud it be Toyz vs F2C?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by gowithit

Which one of the "disco guys" over there on the right is it that seems to have a problem finding his "CAWK"?

The boys appearance changed over the years dramatically, which one do YOU think it is?

[gowithit]

Originally Posted by Toyz

The boys appearance changed over the years dramatically, which one do YOU think it is?

With a "little" bit of guessing, it's either or. So, I'd say he'd be looking to have some "fun" cumming "in his "toyz box"!

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by gowithit

With a "little" bit of guessing, it's either or. So, I'd say he'd be looking to have some "fun" cumming "in his "toyz box"!