menu now ala carte?

[txlakefun]

Originally Posted by Jane Doe

I'd like to retract my crime scene statement!

I pictured you delivering that line in a perfect dead-panned monotone!

[guest030715-233]

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by redbeard42

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Scene%20Action

Crap...... I was thinking, I always kill that shit! And take pictures.....

Oh well.....?

[Guest072619]

I feel like such a crappy hooker...I'm not sure what a few of those mean...and although I'm grateful to Urban Dictionary for giving me terms like "clam jam"(the female version of the cock block), I am slightly disturbed by the fact that UD is now required reading for my profession..

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Eryn

I feel like such a crappy hooker...I'm not sure what a few of those mean...and although I'm grateful to Urban Dictionary for giving me terms like "clam jam"(the female version of the cock block), I am slightly disturbed by the fact that UD is now required reading for my profession..

You didn't have to look Slamdango® up did you?

[Guest072619]

Lol!! I just did... But it should read " I slamdango *almost* every girl I meet"
Hope I make the cut sooner than later... I'm not getting any younger... Soon I'll be too old to ride that ride...

[VLombardi]

Originally Posted by Jane Doe

My new hobby attire. Ladies, don't freak out when you answer the door.

Just being safe "crime scene style"

[TerraFirma]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Seriously I look at shit like this ad and it makes me know how LUCKY I am to see the girls I see who don't do ANY of that shit.

Its an experience...its a flat rate...and we know what is on the menu and what is not going into the time together.

+1
I'm not sure how many of you travel and hobby in other cities. IMHO, the Austin hobbying community is the best I've encountered. Even if you don't travel, one can see the entitled attitude of many of the visiting ladies. Perhaps it's just the cost of living elsewhere but I suspect it's something deeper. To me, Austin ladies, for the most part, are just cooler about this hobbying thing.

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by brandilynn1234

most can be found on urban dictionary happy reading sweet pea

It's not the acronyms themselves. It's the ala cart charges per item... my favorite is $30 for her to wear clothes.

Originally Posted by Jaxhardcore

What a joke

GPS
High maintenance
Drama
Entitled

I wonder if you need to bring your own calculator

I am sure your own calculator is a $20 up charge

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

It must be something like ordering sushi...

If only it were that easy! Just give me the boat!

Originally Posted by Toyz

Cool...can I super size that shit & have the large fries added for a buck?

Laugh! I am not so sure it isn't supersized to start with.

Originally Posted by Eryn

I feel like such a crappy hooker...I'm not sure what a few of those mean...and although I'm grateful to Urban Dictionary for giving me terms like "clam jam"(the female version of the cock block), I am slightly disturbed by the fact that UD is now required reading for my profession..

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