menu now ala carte?

[Bob McV]

I saw the post for the visiting Phoneix Night. While normally I am not attracted to the classic California Girl type (blonde hair blue eyes etc) interest was piqued none the less.

I head over to her website and I consider myself a fairly smart guy but looking at the services offer I was very confused. Would I get an itemized receipt at the end of the time, or would the have to be a prenegotiated contract with penalties for drawing outside of the line.

Can a more experienced board member help me translate this:


*
69-Extra & Covered
Cowgirl
Body Lick(BL)-You can lick mine..
Body Rub
CBJ
CDS
CFS
COB-Extra $50
Crime Scene Action-Extra $40
MSOG-For the Hour DATY-Extra $400
DT-As long as you don't push down on my head
DS
2 Girl Show- $400hlf $600hr (with me and my girl)
FS
shaved
Hindu Massage-ask me to do while in session
Italian-Extra COB- $50
Lazy Dog
Mish
NQBC
Reverse Cowgirl
Russian-Extra to COB (NO FACE)
Toys in Boys-$400hour
My Toys on Me-Extra $50
Lingerie Request-Extra $30*

[brandilynn1234]

most can be found on urban dictionary happy reading sweet pea

[guest030715-233]

Crime scene action! Love that!! I lost my decoder ring or I'd let you borrow mine. It all sounds fun, but confusing at best.

Good luck!

[H2O]

BOB!!

I'm sure you'd get more enjoyment out of 'rubbing one out' then playing her game.

Her requirements definitely ...........

BREAK THE "ROSIE FACTOR"

[Jaxhardcore]

What a joke

GPS
High maintenance
Drama
Entitled

I wonder if you need to bring your own calculator

[Camille Fox]

It must be something like ordering sushi...

[Loxly]

It's free with two inner seals!

[quzi]

teppanyaki shows are better

volcanos and something about trains

[Toyz]

Cool...can I super size that shit & have the large fries added for a buck?

[guest030715-233]

I can't get over Crime Scene Action. That's some funny stuff right there! I want all my dates to look like a crime scene. I just wish I had a crime scene cleaner upper. Lol! Is that really an acronym? If so, I need to brush up on my hooger language!

[Centaur]

[redbeard42]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Scene%20Action

Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

Crime Scene Action
Sexual activity during her period.
friend: How was your date last night?

you: Good, except there was crime scene action

[Toyz]

Seriously I look at shit like this ad and it makes me know how LUCKY I am to see the girls I see who don't do ANY of that shit.

Its an experience...its a flat rate...and we know what is on the menu and what is not going into the time together.

[guest030715-233]

I'd like to retract my crime scene statement!

[knotty man]

crime scene action?
seriously, if i die. Dont let them "luminal" my shower
under the UV light it'll look like i butchered 3 pigs and a goat !!