Inspired by "FLINDE" Funny thing happened north of the Vagina Triangle®

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by ck1942

- initial bout of "bad vibe" is an early indicator of more bad vibe - not sure why are you protecting a provider or two who jerked you around -- whether intentionally or not, but that, of course is your choice.

Damn it... I should have asked them what their ECCIE handles were? HOBBY CAR? HOBBY PHONES? I'm not protecting her, she apologized and it's in the past. I am sharing a funny story or at least I thought so? Perhaps I should publish a blow by blow about the Tracy Aine mishap? Hell I thought SA was all stocked up on drama..... NO? If I thought this "newbie provider" was a threat to the community or a pimp was involved I would have posted accordingly. Survey says: LET IT GO!

[FatMexicanCowboy]

yikes sucks ya she dragged you around pretty good, i would have left once cops had searched me

[inspector farquar]

That's why he's a legend.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

That's why he's a legend.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Funny thing happened north of the Vagina Triangle®
I text a provider who is visiting. She keeps in contact and tells me she is traveling with a girlfriend for safety.She arrives just after 7 pm. Sends me a text. We chat on the phone (she blocked her number and she knew of my policy to NOT see ladies I can’t talk to before our meeting!) We agree to meet late morning. I text her and we schedule for 1 pm. I show up send her a text. She says give me 15 minutes. I ask why? She says you'er early I just want to eat real quick. I look at my phone and sure as shit I was an hour 15 minutes early. I had not reset the day light savings on my car clock. I feel stupid and tell her eat and I’ll be back at 1 pm. I return at 12:50 and tell ready when you are. She replies give me 5 minutes. In 5 minutes I get a text telling how to enter the motel. (Super 8) I reply WTF? Turns out she thought she was below the 183 in fact she was north of 183. I zoom up to Rundberg and pull into the super 8. They are painting the place. Not wanting paint on my car I drove around before settling on a place to park. I gather my gift bag, camera and soft drink and start exiting the car… an undercover dark gray car pulls in behind me and two uniformed Austin PD guys get out of the car and approach me.

Cop #1 asks me what I was doing here. I reply I live here. At this hotel? No. Where do you live? I tell him I’m reaching for my ID. He says go ahead. I handed him my ID. He looks and asks what are you doing at this motel? I state I’m meeting someone. Who? Nonea… Nonea who? NONEA YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Cop #2 moves in… he starts out… Listen buddy… I stop him… I’m not your buddy! Now I’m pissed…. I say… look you two fudge packers, it’s not my fault you guys are arguing or having a bad day with each other or if you and your boyfriends are pissed at each other. I didn’t do anything wrongbut if you think I did by all means do what you need to do. Cop #1 looks in the car and he can hear my phone going off. He asks do you mind if I search your car? I reply NOT AT ALL so long as you have a search warrant. He tells me he doesn’t need one. Cop #2 draws his Taser and asks me to get up against the car place my hands on the hood and drop my gift bag. Cop #2 searches me first and finds my hobby phone in my pocket but doesn’t remove it. Ask what it was. I reply a phone. He says hand it to me… I refuse. Cop #1 finds my hand gun and two other phones. Asks me if I had a CHL? I reply sure do. Comes over and asks for it. I refuse stating it’s in my back pocket in my wallet. He asks why? I tell him your boyfriend here told me to keep my hands on the hood. I’m following his instructions. Don’t want to part of any misunderstanding or accident. He starts laughing as does Cop #1. I ask what’s so funny? They tell me to look at my back glass. Someone had written with their finger “I do PROPANE” I couldn’t fucking believe it. As the two get in their undercover car… Cop #1 says… come on sweat heart I’ll buy you lunch to Cop #2. And they drove off.

I get back in my car and 20 minutes had went by. I got 3 text from the provider. All ? I text her call me. She does I tell her the story and she decides to relocate. Tells me she would let me know when she got a new room. She thanked me for letting her know the area was bad. Her and her friend walked from the bus station it turned out.
Moral of the story… stay away from Rundberg! Infested with crack whores, pimps, low life’s and cops!

And I bet you think that’s it…right? Oh no… so now I’m waiting for this ding-a-ling to let me know when she gets a new hotel. Wait till noon the next day before I text her. She calls with her number blocked right away. Tells me “I” was the “last” one she had planned on seeing. She had her cash and was enjoying Austin. So I ask her I’ve been talking to you for 4 days I thought I was you first appointment? Not at all it would seem. I just tell her Ok well thanks for letting me know.

3:30pm she calls again and tells me she will be staying till Monday. She is at the Domain shopping and buy panties etc. We chat for a while and I agree to shower and I’d be there in 30 minutes (45 with shower) Off I go and I’m in the hotel parking lot at 4:40pm. I get a text from her saying she will be ready for me at 6 pm. I reply WTF! I’m here! She sends me several text saying she needed to go back and pick up the stuff she bought, take a shower and she’d be ready. So like an idiot I sit there…I get a text every 5-10 minutes. 4:55pm “where are you?” In the parking lot. 5:02pm ‘did you want ½ or hour?” I’ll take hour. 5:10pm “Do you have $250 cash?” Are you joking? I told you yesterday I only schedule hour sessions and I was looking at your AD. $150 half $250 hour 5:18pm “Are you still here?” Yes! 5:25pm “so did you want ½ or hour? HOUR. 5:31pm “so which is it?” HOUR! 5:37pm “are you still here?” YES! Did you want to come down and meet me so you might feel more comfortable? “No I’m naked, I just got out of the shower” 5:45pm I don’t know if 6pm will work I don’t have any condoms.” I have condoms. 5:51pm “I’m starting to get a bad vib and don’t think we’re a good fit” Are you telling me that after getting the wrong location from you yesterday then waiting an hour and getting screwed with by cops, and I’ve waited here patiently for an hour and 20 minutes you’re going to cancel? 5:58pm “Yes… you can just blame it on bad communication or have a bad attitude.” 6:02pm “*waiting*” I never answered….

Turns out another hobbyist got the 6 pm slot. The provider apologized and it all got filed in the record books.

But what would you have done?

Originally Posted by FatMexicanCowboy

yikes sucks ya she dragged you around pretty good, i would have left once cops had searched me

If he would have searched me a little better I might have done just that LMFAO!

[CS25]

Three things that could have been done differently to spice it up.
1. Ask either (away from the presence of partner) if he could allow you to make donation to the annual policeman's ball.
2. Start yelling at the top of your lungs, "Hands Up, Don't Shoot!"
3. Change your name to Still Waiting.

That was gutsy interaction with the cops.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by CS25

Three things that could have been done differently to spice it up.
1. Ask either (away from the presence of partner) if he could allow you to make donation to the annual policeman's ball.
2. Start yelling at the top of your lungs, "Hands Up, Don't Shoot!"
3. Change your name to Still Waiting.

That was gutsy interaction with the cops.

I have the upmost respect for the men in blue. They see people at their worst. I follow instructions to a T. Once I know they are tire kickers I turn into SL. Heh..... their departing comment was funnier than anything I had said.

[flinde]

So was cop#2 a gal or ts cop?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by flinde

So was cop#2 a gal or ts cop?

Both Hispanic Males. Spoke better Engrish than me.