Little Things

[WTF]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Sure do. I probably wouldn't mind a lot of things that irk me now if my minimum was $1500. She has a different business strategy and perspective. If you want to pay me $1500+ then I'm delighted to let you be the first and only of the day. But I only ask $400, so to make as much as her minimum, I have to work 4 hours. That might be two 2hr appointments, or four 1hr appointments. So, unless I only ever book dinner dates or overnights, not everyone can be the first of the day if I'm going to try to keep up with a $1500 minimum lady.

And somehow I doubt you and FG are seeing $1500 ladies on a regular basis, so she's not representative of the ladies YOU demand such special treatment from. I guarantee you there are things that irk her that probably don't bother me at all. It doesn't make my position or opinion on this topic any less valid.

There are reasons why some ladies can charge $1500 and others $400. You taking someone request personal might be part of the reason. A good attitude must come before a $1500 dollar minimum.

What you said was that you do not mind being insulted for 1500 dollars a day. I suspect that JessicaKnightly would not be offended no matter her rate nor the absurdity of the request. That was what I took from her post. She was not going to be upset by a request and she hoped no one would be upset if she declined a request.

You on the other hand seem to be looking for something to be offended over. I would gladly pay Jessica her rate before I would you yours because of what I perceive as a bad attitude on your part.

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

That analogy doesn't work. If you requested a freshly cooked meal and then demanded that no one else had used the plate that day, whether it had been washed or not, the staff would laugh you out of the building. None of us are trying to serve you "reheated food." We will be fresh and clean when you arrive, or else you should write in your review that she was not and never see her again..

You are mistaking the plate for the food. I requested a fresh plate of food, your vagina. I assume the plate is clean, which is your in call. Hopefully I will not have to request that your in call be clean.

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

You can't pay us to "rent" our vagina, and then get pissed that other people also get to rent it. You want one no one else touches? Put a ring on it and buy it. Otherwise, learn to share. .

Maybe you will understand this analogy. Your pussy is like a pony for rent, not a plate or car. I want a fresh pony to take a ride on. Your pussy can only cum so many times. It is a living breathing beautiful organism. How hard is that to understand? I don't wanna lick no plate, I wanna lick me some fresh VeeGee!

Bonus question . Who played Ponyboy in the movie ''The Outsiders''?

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

And you are once again proving my position on the subject. Gents who request the first appointment absolutely mean that they think we're dirty and disgusting after that. Thanks for the assist, honey.

If that was your point....than yes we are in 100% agreement. Some of us think your vagina is dirty and disgusting with fresh burnt rubber still smoking out of it! It takes mother nature time to get your VeeGee back to its natural state. A good night of sleep usually does the trick no pun intended, thus "First of the Day!"

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

(bandwidth conserved)

For a moment, I thought Ol' Ho' must've posted that Thunderfuck™.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

For a moment, I thought Ol' Ho' must've posted that Thunderfuck™.

Poor girl got all the makings to be the next...

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

For a moment, I thought Ol' Ho' must've posted that Thunderfuck™.

Originally Posted by WTF

Poor girl got all the makings to be the next...

Nah, CD - not to be confused with cb, CDB, CB or LD's BBC - is almost as adorable as Yummy's My Pretty Pony stickers-vajazzled coochie.

[WTF]

Maybe you'll know who played Ponyboy...

Originally Posted by WTF

Bonus question . Who played Ponyboy in the movie ''The Outsiders''?

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by john_deere

... eccie needs a new moderating policy that includes a time out bin and mods who'll drop the fucking hammer.

In San Antonio we have just such a hammer (does it matter that it's a blue hammer?) Now, if only we could find a bin.

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

People who live in glass houses should gently lay down the boulders they constantly are attempting to throw at other's houses, hon. Seems they'd get tired of 'em landing on their own feet.


Take a break and go read some philosophy or something. If ya find that a bit more than you can comprehend, then might I suggest, "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. It'd be a start in the right direction for ya, if nothing else and it's a fairly easy and short read. If reading is too much, you might try sitting still and focus on breathing for a while.

Beautiful, Max. Just lovely.

And that last sentence? I may steal it.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by john_deere

holy shit....people are still engaging this idiot troll?

fast gunn is proof eccie needs a new moderating policy that includes a time out bin and mods who'll drop the fucking hammer.

Why? What guideline has he broken?

If mods banned people for stupidity, San Antonio would be a barren wasteland...

[john_deere]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Why? What guideline has he broken?

If mods banned people for stupidity, San Antonio would be a barren wasteland...

sometimes the only guideline needed is whether or not someone is consistently a cunt.

that shouldn't be too hard for you to understand.

anyhow, what the board needs is the ability for mods to put people into a state of suspended animation that allows them to lurk only. no posting, no searching, no private messaging.

[boardman]

As long as a whore can do this...



I'll see her any time of day.

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

If mods banned people for stupidity, San Antonio would be a barren wasteland...

That's a bit like "frozen tundra." I find it a superior practice to know the meaning of the words I use. Particularly when I'm using those words to label others.

I suppose that makes it a stupid thing to write. Even for a Houstonian.

[JohnnyYanks]

Heh.

[Fast Gunn]

Shiver!

Are you really this harsh in real life or is it just an act you put on to cover up your basic insecurity?

You strike me as the type of provider that wants to dominate her customers and prefers those that grovel and kowtows at your feet.

Sorry, but that is definitely not me and it seems clear to me that your acid tongue does not endear you to potential new customers who read your posts.

I don't know what you have learned or where, but venom is not a selling point in my world nor attractive in any form or fashion.

. . .From my perspective, providers are supposed to be sweet and adorable and that definitely is not you. Didn't you take the Provider 101 class?

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Yes, it couldn't possibly just be you.

No need to keep a dossier. All of these shining examples of your wit are located in this and one other thread. I could chase down other posts by you and come up with some gems, I'm sure, but I think we have enough to work with right here.

And if you're crunching numbers, please excuse me for not holding my breath. The simple math Old-T tried to map out for you seemed somewhat beyond your comprehension.

[inspector farquar]

The hammer's waiting. Where's that bin?

[john_deere]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

That's a bit like "frozen tundra." I find it a superior practice to know the meaning of the words I use. Particularly when I'm using those words to label others.

I suppose that makes it a stupid thing to write. Even for a Houstonian.

not that i don't support any effort to fuck with wakeup - even when i agree with him (typing that made me feel a little dirty) - but tundra isn't always frozen, so there's that.

we should now declare this shit thread to be about tundra biology.