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Just because I called you a bitch, that don't mean I don't love ya
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Bitch talks like she'd rather kick your ass and fuck your sister, which is OK with me as I have no sister and don't plan on getting in the ring with her. The sandpaper style and YMMV VH make it a risky investment for the white bread and mayo crowd, though, which is always refreshing, in that need to change the cat box greeting you get when opening the laundry room door sort of way....even the edgy grainyness of the showcase shows follow through in presentation consistency. Damn, what if there's a real WYSIWYG hooker out there?
I wonder if she's a faminist? Sure sounds like one.....
[QUOTE=phild damn, what if there is a real WYSIWYG hooker out there?
>holds out hand to shake yours< hello. Cd3 aka down ass bitch (DAB)
Pleasure to meet you. And I'd only fuck your sister or any females it there was a real cock in the mix playing with both of us. Pussy nice and all but I'm all about dick. Dick in a car. I would like dick in a bar. Dick on a chair. I would like dick on the stair. Dick on a plane. No Dick and no play makes me a dull girl and go insane.........or maybe that's green eggs and ham...
[QUOTE=CD3;1055980934][QUOTE=phild damn, what if there is a real WYSIWYG hooker out there?
>holds out hand to shake yours< hello. Cd3 aka down ass bitch (DAB)
Pleasure to meet you. And I'd only fuck your sister or any females it there was a real cock in the mix playing with both of us. Pussy nice and all but I'm all about dick. Dick in a car. I would like dick in a bar. Dick on a chair. I would like dick on the stair. Dick on a plane. No Dick and no play makes me a dull girl and go insane.........or maybe that's green eggs and ham...
Got a little carried away there.[/QUOTE]
little known fact CD3 use to hang out with video store nerds in the late 80's and was an inspiration to a then unknown screenwriter.
I was going to tell him yes. And then blindfold him and hold my dog over his head.
Phrodo----no. You can use you're hybrid. But if you use it on your second shot, and third, and fourth up until you reach the green..instead of hitting an iron....expect me to demand you hit from the vag tees.
Whew! Only use my hybrid for 175 yards and up or for punching out from under trees (on the rare occasion I am under trees). And at my age, hitting from the vag tees is looking better. But I DO still hit from manly tees. So I may still be able to get into your pussy someday, maybe?
We can watch it while you get in (and out..don't omit that word....or some folks liable think you never used that part)
Unless you fail screening.
In and out is the only way. And never yet failed screening, as far as I know. I am a totally upstanding citizen. Ask anyone on here. Well, not everyone. Although, there was that one time at band camp.... But that was in the past, right?