When she invades your dreams...

[Bob McV]

So last night Nikki White entered my dreams, but it wasn't the full penthouse letter I had ordered!


It starts with a knock at my door late at night. Nikki is on the other side wearing a faded Cure shirt and baggy pants desperately demanding I fix her laptop the Hobby Monster. I fail to explain that while I work in technology that I am not really a laptop repairman. She comes into my house sets it down and goes into my kitchen. Saying that while I fix her laptop She'll start making chicken and dumplings "German Style!" I ask if that means knoephle and she says " SHUT UP BOB!"... so I do.

Some time later with sweat dripping from my brow and blood from my fingers I get her laptop to start. She enters the room wearing a different t-shirt than earlier. Grabs the laptop gets on her camel and rides off.

In my own dream I don't get to see Nikki Naked, There is just no justice in this world.

[Oafer]

Nice . . . in so many ways. This would be the right kind of invasion!

[Tan Khan]

Seems like your dream captures a space of time after you married and divorced Nikki. It would have been such a better dream if it was about the honeymoon!

[Jack$lit]

I was looking for the part on how she cracked the eggs.

[Guest101314]

LMFAO! Now that's funny!

[JennsLolli]

This is some grade B synchronicity shit. I woke up thinking about starting a "fess up about your hobby dreams" thread this morning. Mine was standing in an airport within a huge, Southwest type crowd. Some TSA bouncer type pulled me out and was like "follow me." THEN I went inside a swanky lounge of nice hookers and dudes in suits and felt all fancy. THEN I excused myself to the ladies room after flirting up a storm with many fancy men and I was met with a disgusting bathroom full of bright lights SL drag sorts talking about unmentionables while straightening their wigs. It was troubling. Highly troubling. My brain doesn't get overly sophisticated with its symbolism.

[Centaur]

[JennsLolli]

It makes sense that my hooker dreams include a sea of men in suits and monger dreams focus on one lady.

[cinnamonshark]

Can't wait to see her witty response to this.

[Whispers]

hmmmm....

I started to read this and dozed off..... dreamed I was at a table eating chicken and dumplings while some strange naked chick was ass up and face down in the GF's crotch......She turned and looked at me and said I could join in when I finished my dumplings....

I wolfed them down and started to get up from the table and my fucking phone rang and I woke up.....

now I'm hungry...

[Candi Staxx]

Originally Posted by Bob McV

So last night Nikki White entered my dreams, but it wasn't the full penthouse letter I had ordered!


It starts with a knock at my door late at night. Nikki is on the other side wearing a faded Cure shirt and baggy pants desperately demanding I fix her laptop the Hobby Monster. I fail to explain that while I work in technology that I am not really a laptop repairman. She comes into my house sets it down and goes into my kitchen. Saying that while I fix her laptop She'll start making chicken and dumplings "German Style!" I ask if that means knoephle and she says " SHUT UP BOB!"... so I do.

Some time later with sweat dripping from my brow and blood from my fingers I get her laptop to start. She enters the room wearing a different t-shirt than earlier. Grabs the laptop gets on her camel and rides off.

In my own dream I don't get to see Nikki Naked, There is just no justice in this world.

*So glad Im not the only one that has odd Nikki White dreams*

[Jessie Austin]

Omg, I thought I was the only one!!

[The Player]

I want to have dreams about Nikki if she will ever come spend some time with me!

[fun2come]

Bob, you're sick, all I dream about is putting my Bratwurst in her Pretzel ...
... and it's not just a dream....

[NikkiWhite]

Thank you for sharing your Nightmare on Kegel Street


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