50th Review Crazy Ideas - What fictional review would you enjoy reading?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Usual suspects

Bonn11 is the product of intelligent design. Legend says that in the spring of 2011 at Deutsche Forschungsgemeinschaft (DFG) in Germany. A trio of post Doc research assistants were on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough that would fundamentally alter our perception of life, the universe, and everything. The final step prior to going public with the breakthrough was the dreaded internal peer review by Doktor Mary Jane Faulschritt (Rottencrotch).

One day Dr. Faulschritt entered the laboratory and approached Dr. Elizabeth Flüstern, the Chief research scientist, and informed her in no uncertain terms that she would not sign off on the review. Instead she had prepared a report for the Board of Governors detailing her suspicions that grant funds for the project had been squandered on bier, women, and an absurd amount of research into un-natural male enhancement.

The three were devastated, how could Dr. Faulschritt see thru the ruse and come to the heart of the matter and know the truth? Alas, there was nothing left to do they must deliver a product. The three had to come up with the answer to life, the universe, and everything and the clock was ticking.

Soon, Dr. Frank-N-Furter (a sweet transvestite) approached the others and said "I could show you my favorite obsession....I've been making a man....With blonde hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my......(say it).....tension!" And, "In just seven days....I can make you a Man!"

It was decided there were only two choices, go to EU jail for misuse of scientific research funds or, make a man that could slay Dr. Faulschritt. After reviewing the research and inventorying the equipment the conclusion was obvious. They had the know how and they had the equipment, they were only missing one thing. The genetic base. When faced with the inevitable truth it was Dr. Nochauf der Suchenach who stepped forward to donate his body to science.

Dr. Suchenach was lowered into a solution of male enhancement chemicals, and Dr. Elizabeth Flüstern donated a Tantus Curve dildo (in Purple Haze) from her personal collection. The final electrodes were connected and it was time. Frank stood back and threw the switch. The lights went out, an odd smell filled the lab, and a cloud of smoke rose from the chemical bath. Thus Bonn11 was born into the world.

So you are saying Bonn is a submissive Bi boytoy?

[Usual suspects]

Bingo! And we have a winner!

[Usual suspects]

Or.. In honor of October Fest...a wiener! Just toying with you Toyz. Very well done, but can you identify the characters?

[Mr Peabody]

F2C,
This spring, I visited your hometown in the der Mutter country.

While I was approaching the City Zentrum, I noticed one girl dressed in white, surrounded by many other maidens in short tight black skirts wearing red glowing devil horns.
The girls were approaching all males and asking some question. One was dragged over to the one in white who exclaimed something and ran off to an awaiting car. The young man was attacked by the other girls who began kissing and hugging him as they pulled him to the car in which they all dis-appeared as it sped off.

Mien Deutch is not good, so I did not understand what I observed. Can you please explain. P.S. It occurred near the end of the month.

Will Devil Horns be part of your 50th review?


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[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Usual suspects

Or.. In honor of October Fest...a wiener! Just toying with you Toyz. Very well done, but can you identify the characters?

Sure...

"Rocky" (not going to google his real name and act like I know who it is)

& Pennywise....

AKA Tim Curry...Dr Frank-N-Furter (the Transexual Transvestite from Transylvania)

If you haven't gone to see the midnight showing of "RHPS" at the Drafthouse, do yourself a favor and go...its a treat.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

F2C,
This spring, I visited your hometown in the der Mutter country.

While I was approaching the City Zentrum, I noticed one girl dressed in white, surrounded by many other maidens in short tight black skirts wearing red glowing devil horns.
The girls were approaching all males and asking some question. One was dragged over to the one in white who exclaimed something and ran off to an awaiting car. The young man was attacked by the other girls who began kissing and hugging him as they pulled him to the car in which they all dis-appeared as it sped off.

Mien Deutch is not good, so I did not understand what I observed. Can you please explain. P.S. It occurred near the end of the month.

Will Devil Horns be part of your 50th review?


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Running of the Devil Salmon?

[fun2come]

MrP, If this was end of February this year then it was "Weiberfasching" or Weiberfastnacht ...

Usually they only cut off your ..... tie

But may be they have adopted the Mexican Fun2Come incident from many blue moons ago, where 3 lovely Latinas pulled F2C into a Volkwagen Beetle and we had a FUN ride ....

We should institute a HoogarNight similar to what you describe.

We all have a big Party and Hoogars get to choose Mongers and make off with them... any way they like ...

That would bring us back to FUNtastic reviews and if done in time, I'd dedicate my 50th to that....

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by fun2come

MrP, If this was end of February this year then it was "Weiberfasching" or Weiberfastnacht ...

Usually they only cut off your ..... tie

But may be they have adopted the Mexican Fun2Come incident from many blue moons ago, where 3 lovely Latinas pulled F2C into a Volkwagen Beetle and we had a FUN ride ....

We should institute a HoogarNight similar to what you describe.

We all have a big Party and Hoogars get to choose Mongers and make off with them... any way they like ...

That would bring us back to FUNtastic reviews and if done in time, I'd dedicate my 50th to that....

[fun2come]

Better: Hoogar FUNFest opposite of HC ....

[dog soldier 4]

Now here is an IDEA.

If we could get JennsLolli and Miss Valentina to go to site of the 50th review to be nonparticipating observers.to watch quietly from the corner. Or cheer if the mood strikes.

The judges could then post a citric in coed sort of like review from the Ladies.

I would throw in $37.50 to each of the observers. And perhaps Toyz could donate a couple of his fried baloney and Velveeta sandwiches as an added incentive.

I am just pot stirring to see what comes to the top.
Dog / 4

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by dog soldier 4

Now here is an IDEA.

If we could get JennsLolli and Miss Valentina to go to site of the 50th review to be nonparticipating observers.to watch quietly from the corner. Or cheer if the mood strikes.

The judges could then post a citric in coed sort of like review from the Ladies.

I would throw in $37.50 to each of the observers. And perhaps Toyz could donate a couple of his fried baloney and Velveeta sandwiches as an added incentive.

I am just pot stirring to see what comes to the top.
Dog / 4

Get dolled up, sit my ass in a corner, and watch another professional go to work? Get out of my dreams, boy! (No car dates!) I might offer quiet encouragement in the form of tugging on the hem of my skirt or fingering my curls, but I'm a patient observer. Sweet, slutty smiles if you catch my gaze. Miss V has a better poker face and better spidey senses, so make sure you clip yer toenails and stuff. We ain't fuckin' cheerleaders -- we'll be the two sugar and spice bitches down at the hotel bar telling tawdry jokes over the best whisky $37.50 can buy while the mystery girl is washing the latex taste out of her sugar snatch and Sir Fun2 is catching up on work emails from rush hour traffic.

[cinnamonshark]

Well, F2C. Looks like you have your work cut out for you. You better start planning.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by dog soldier 4

Now here is an IDEA.

If we could get JennsLolli and Miss Valentina to go to site of the 50th review to be nonparticipating observers.to watch quietly from the corner. Or cheer if the mood strikes.
....
Dog / 4

hmmmm, that might be a little intimidating....

1st I'd really would want to fuck Ms V's brains out, and then replace JL's Lollipop with .... wait ... isn't that a jalapeño ??? Oh man that would get me going .... HOT HOT HOT ....

So nonparticipating observers my ass.... that would be an opportunity I would not pass up on and it would be a worthy 50th review .... A boy can always dream....

[cinnamonshark]

Well, whatever you choose to do, let's hope you dance the.....

[fun2come]

I have been chasing Annika since the Olympics in Sochi ....even tried Las Vegas ....

Afraid she won't see me alone, but IF I bring NikkiWhite with me .... Nikki might get that car she wants so much ....

Just another crazy idea.... Damn Tequila Shots again....