what to do????

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by eaglehorse

Don't worry, go to the drug store, buy a half gallon of alcohol, fill a bucket with said alcohol, then soak peter, and your balls. Just don't expose yourself to open flames for a day or so.
Or contact BluMax for a lesson in ball scrubbing after a Hood rat encounter.

yet the flame will kill the crabs
if not, more alcohol and re burn the forest

[bambino]

Hooker boards are retarded.

[devdevve]

if you cover everything and you still get an STD it's god's will and there's really nothing you could've done to prevent it.

[AmishGangster]

God's will? In the name of Tebow I shall cure thee

[Devo]

You guys are overthinking it.

Lava soap, good old Lava bar soap with pumice.

Work up a good lather on your dick and balls, and wash, wash, and wash, and then wash some more.

In a day or two, all the outer skin will flake and then fall off, leaving a bright pink, fresh layer of new skin.

Trust me, I know, when I was about 14, it was the only thing I had as a lubricant to jerk off with, and the pumice, well, you get the picture.

[AmishGangster]

No thanks Devo, but whatever turns you on...

[cabot]

MattyD,

So who was she? How did it go?

Nothing helps clear your mind like writing up your first review, and then reading some of the other crazy stuff that has happened once you get your Premium Access. Then read anything by BluMax, DK, etc., and you'll quickly see that you most likely have nothing to worry about.

[Devo]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

No thanks Devo, but whatever turns you on...

Believe me, it wasn't a turn on, it was the last choice as a lubricant with some free time at work.... One time only.

[Big Stig]

Originally Posted by bambino

Hooker boards are retarded.

Nah, just some of the people who post on them.

Don't blame the boards.

[BluMax]

Originally Posted by mattydiesel33

Had my first encounter met up with a girl yesterday from bp had cbj and a cfs now im worried i might have picked up something. im married and I dont want to have to tell her. Am I just worrying over nothing

Curious. What has an incubation period of 1 day? I defer to the experts.

I prefer:

Get the nutts and everything. Show them the LBC.

[Gates123]

Originally Posted by mattydiesel33

Had my first encounter met up with a girl yesterday from bp had cbj and a cfs now im worried i might have picked up something. im married and I dont want to have to tell her. Am I just worrying over nothing

A sure sign it's time to get out of the game. Don't stress out. It'll just fuck up your immune system and your outbreak will get even worse.

Originally Posted by BSer

I blew a load in a hood rats ass last night..... I'm not worried at all

Priceless.

[jjriggins]

Bourbon... The only answer you ever really need...

[TheeCharlieGirl]

Why didn't anyone suggest the obvious? Go to the Dr..... That's the only way you can be sure. But I think you're just being paranoid.

[the operater]

Originally Posted by dynamitekid

Send a PM to tatasddd. He'll provide a full exam of your genitals.

Complete with taste test.

[eaglehorse]

AmpSOG-6, should be headwaters of the Ohio, you prolly wear your SF tab above your Ranger Tab? Hey have you been back to Bragg lately? The O- club, they re-did the Bar.