As a pussy connoisseur, I've always commented on the lady's (vaginal) hygiene in the "Physical Description" section of my reviews.
Lately, I've realized that dental hygiene is equally if not more important than genital hygiene: My activities BCD -- and, consequently, my initial impressions of providers -- usually begin with a long, lingering kiss.
This conclusion is reinforced by the contrast between a recent horror-story review that I just read; and my own pleasant experience with two ladies of whom I stated, in the "Physical Description" section of my latest review:
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Originally Posted by Bush Pilot
...Both have beautiful smiles.
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I was referring to their gleaming, perfectly aligned teeth; I regret that I omitted mentioning how pleasant their mouths tasted when kissed.
A swig of mouthwash before a session, while important, is by no means sufficient, as I learned from personal experience. A few years ago, I finally visited a dentist after a long hiatus; and I complained that no matter how frequently I used mouthwash, gum, and mints between brushings, I could not get rid of a lingering and persistent foul taste in my mouth.
As I soon learned, I had the onset of peritonitis.
Timely treatment solved the problem. Since then, I see the dentist every six months and diligently practice daily dental care.
Ladies, if I may be so bold: Consider your dental care as much a business investment as your lingerie, costumes, MM boobs, and Brazilian waxes.
Gentlemen, I'm addressing you as well. Let's take care of ourselves so we
all can enjoy ourselves.
Henceforth, I plan to cover dental as well as vaginal hygiene in the "Physical Description" of my reviews.