daty and dfk or kissing for that matter

[Jayhawker]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

After coming where? Coming to your house? Maybe you're the problem, then?

I'll be honest my friend I barely avoided her. We were setting up an appointment and at the last moment I couldn't make it. A week later she went to the doctor and she had strep. I've not spoken with her since. She's been back tho and I saw reviews on her...

[Audrey Astor]

I like to start my day about 10am with a BNG-- then I do my next 1 at 10:30-- I like 30 min or hr with EVERYTHING! I try to use some mouthwash and hurry up and get number 3 by noon. mehhhhh sometimes it's another BNG then I like to do the hh or hr appointment again with EVERYTHING!!!!

What was the question again????

No really, I like 1 or 2 appointments a day when I work. I am very meticulous with my manicuring and grooming. Why???? I want you to be as well. I want each appointment to be tailored to you. It is not about me or my last appointment. How am I going to tell you no DATY because I did FS earlier? That is stupid. Common sense tells me that we are adults who by now should have mastered grooming and cleanliness. You should not taste condom, or know what I ate for lunch. I am freshly showered and my mouth is fresh as should you be.

[bigryan2222]

Originally Posted by Jayhawker

What would you do?

Do you think you are going to get a serious reply when your question to providers is basically, what do you do when men want to kiss and you suck a lot of cock?

In the same post you basically ask guys if they worry about tasting guys cum.

I have a feeling Freud would have a field day with you because I mentioned a kiss on the cheek and you got defensive about dfk with your mom.

The serious answer to your question is find girls that take care of themselves so you don't have to worry. If it is too much of a concern you might be able to bid on one of the girls that auction off their virginity. I think that licking an escorts pussy will be more enjoyable though since the good ones clean their crotches thoroughly. The "clean" girl probably doesn't think about it as much.

[JD Barleycorn]

Soap? What happened to the good old days when the women used a washboard or just beat it on a rock by the river...

[Guest082614]

Originally Posted by Jayhawker

SOTF what about those that don't shower after each client...lol...I mean there are plenty of reviews that only mention wet wipes. Now the guy comes and snuggles his face all in there. Gotta love what he's tasting...lol...

Then I guess you wouldn't see the providers that do TUMA.

[Jayhawker]

Originally Posted by bigryan2222

Do you think you are going to get a serious reply when your question to providers is basically, what do you do when men want to kiss and you suck a lot of cock?

In the same post you basically ask guys if they worry about tasting guys cum.

I have a feeling Freud would have a field day with you because I mentioned a kiss on the cheek and you got defensive about dfk with your mom.

The serious answer to your question is find girls that take care of themselves so you don't have to worry. If it is too much of a concern you might be able to bid on one of the girls that auction off their virginity. I think that licking an escorts pussy will be more enjoyable though since the good ones clean their crotches thoroughly. The "clean" girl probably doesn't think about it as much.

Ohhh hey there friend...sorry I didn't realize it was you. I thought you said you were going to add me to your ignore list so I hadn't looked at the handle until I started reading the response. Once I realized it was you the response made sense at that point.

I'll conceded the point to you my friend.

[Jayhawker]

Originally Posted by Holly Love

I like to start my day about 10am with a BNG-- then I do my next 1 at 10:30-- I like 30 min or hr with EVERYTHING! I try to use some mouthwash and hurry up and get number 3 by noon. mehhhhh sometimes it's another BNG then I like to do the hh or hr appointment again with EVERYTHING!!!!

Thought this was rather funny. Glad you have a sense of humor makes the discussion fun.

Originally Posted by Holly Love

No really, I like 1 or 2 appointments a day when I work. I am very meticulous with my manicuring and grooming. Why???? I want you to be as well. I want each appointment to be tailored to you. It is not about me or my last appointment. How am I going to tell you no DATY because I did FS earlier? That is stupid. Common sense tells me that we are adults who by now should have mastered grooming and cleanliness. You should not taste condom, or know what I ate for lunch. I am freshly showered and my mouth is fresh as should you be.

I think if I were a provider this is how I would conduct myself.

[bigryan2222]

Originally Posted by Jayhawker

Ohhh hey there friend...sorry I didn't realize it was you. I thought you said you were going to add me to your ignore list so I hadn't looked at the handle until I started reading the response. Once I realized it was you the response made sense at that point.

I'll conceded the point to you my friend.

I tend not to leave people on my ignore list for long. This even includes the douches that pop in from Texas from time to time.

[Mizzou82]

if this hangs you up dude and is a boner kill, then inquire about shower play. Show up with a nice shower cap for the lady because she will have spent a lot of time on hair and makeup, then wash your own plate. Make sure to tip for the extra hassle. These girls are pay for play, you might insult her, but bring a douche with you and tip her to use it if you are that hung up about it. Step 3 would be to bring a gyno and portable lab and check for foreign DNA. Or you can go back to looking at porn and banging one out. Then you can be sure that you washed your hand first.

[ElumEno]

Only thing I can add is if it does bother so much then do your research... you can find the clues in the reviews of girls that skip the soap so to speak.

as for the low/high volume thing... it is all just a illusion anyway, some girls are just better at the illusion.
When comes down to it...
If the girl is freshly showered, everything smells and taste good, and you have a good time no matter what activities you do... what does it matter if you're the first or tenth guy of the day.

Stacy said it best with this one line...

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Hobby at your level of comfort. Refrain from anything that you are not comfortable with, and enjoy those activities that you both enjoy and feel comfortable doing.

...bottom of the ninth, grand slam, out of the park game winner right there.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

...Stacy said it best with this one line...

Hobby at your level of comfort. Refrain from anything that you are not comfortable with, and enjoy those activities that you both enjoy and feel comfortable doing.

...bottom of the ninth, grand slam, out of the park game winner right there.

The grand slam may be thrilling, but have Stacy demonstrate her "suicide squeeze" next time you see her....

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Mizzou82

is a boner kill bring a douche

"boner kill"....now where have I heard that before?? LOL
"bring a douche"...let me get this straight, you want him to bring a KU fan along for the date??
You never were a "target" Dude....I don't troll for targets but rather take exception to blanket statements & global labels..but really, you just keep throwing fat pitches right down the middle and I can't help myself...

Have a great evening and I hope you win enough at Holdem to find some action...

[JS42]

Originally Posted by malwoody

"bring a douche"...let me get this straight, you want him to bring a KU fan along for the date??

That's fucking hilarious.

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by JS42

That's fucking hilarious.

No Shit......Classic Malwoody!!

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by malwoody

No offense but this my school is better than your school is annoying IMO..
What say we let it go and move on..

Originally Posted by malwoody

"bring a douche"...let me get this straight, you want him to bring a KU fan along for the date??

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