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Redsan · 05-23-2014, 02:13 AM

Few years ago one of my ATF and I were having some really wild MISH down home F%%king and
as we were rolling over to the CG position we fell out of bed and both ended up with several bruises.

pyramider · 05-23-2014, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Pole dancing includes lots of climbing spinning and holding your whole body weight with your legs. If u are abeginner like me there is lots of bumping and falling involved also. It is not very gracefull in the beginning lol

Sounds like you are trying to snap the pole with your legs.

muffin101 · 05-23-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mavs fan

Speaking of bruises. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you told the Bitch twice already.

Bam!!

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Guest100514 · 05-23-2014, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tara Evans

I hear ya. Man I had some bad carpet burn the other day. And that shit hurts!

I have scars from that shit! And a few from front seat car sex... that little spot between the seat and the part where the seat belt clicks in. Also pretty painful.

cheatercheater · 05-23-2014, 09:15 AM

I'll tell the OP what they wanted to hear.( Tongue in cheek)

Because every single provider here is pimped! (Gasp)
And when they get off their shift on the street corner, they report to "daddy" and turn in the days cash intake. "Pimp Daddy" knows if he busts her face open, she won't make him any cash for a week or more as she heals. And he is too lazy to photoshop the black eyes and puffy lips before the next weeks ad.

So he sits her down and questions her about the money or lack of. Pimps are well known for poking a finger into a girls leg to get the truth out of her. Sometimes they even smack a girl on the leg with an empty beer bottle. (Empty so as not to spill any) and this leaves a slightly larger bruise.

Take notice of all the bruises on all the ladies and put them together. You'll start to notice a pattern of bruising in the same location on each. Now you can determine which girl belongs to which stable. Now if she has no bruises, it's because she is the "Boss Bitch". Don't mistake her for being independent. (Remember the opening statement that every single provider is pimped)

If you happen to go down on one of these lovely pimped ladies here and find bruises around her pussy, don't be too alarmed. The pimp didn't do it. That happens when I see the pimped lady. See, my dick is so short that it doesn't reach inside. So as I am humping said fine pimped provider, my dick is hitting all around the outside. Now that I think about it, that's why all the providers I see are so vocal when I'm hitting it?!

Let's go fuck now...

Alyssa Marie · 05-23-2014, 09:25 AM

^^ he was either looking for that or something else... By why even go there? The thread totally turned in to a funny, creative, etc...
Now it's going to turn in to a blah blah blah....

Guys can't be mad and claim that girls always start drama...

Taylor Sims · 05-23-2014, 09:27 AM

Too many reasons why ladies get bruises.

cheatercheater · 05-23-2014, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

^^ he was either looking for that or something else... By why even go there? The thread totally turned in to a funny, creative, etc...
Now it's going to turn in to a blah blah blah....

Guys can't be mad and claim that girls always start drama...

I obviously failed in my attempt at humor.

Nominate me for Drama King.

Whatever, Let's go fuck now....

txlonghornfan811 · 05-23-2014, 09:56 AM

People sure ask some silly questions in this hobby. Low iron is a reason but usually its from rough sex or accidents.

muffin101 · 05-23-2014, 09:57 AM

Hey we can still crack jokes y'all!!

Re-direct back to messed up/or plausible ways of getting them bruises....

Like.... falling off the bed??

Done got launched [

] into the headboard of the bed? (Epic finish)

Anemia!! (plausible)

Alyssa Marie · 05-23-2014, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by muffin101

Hey we can still crack jokes y'all!!

Re-direct back to messed up/or plausible ways of getting them bruises....

Like.... falling off the bed??

Done got launched [

] into the headboard of the bed? (Epic finish)

Anemia!! (plausible)

Haaaaaaahhhh!!!! A few years ago my friend had a business trip to New York. It was winter so I said, hey come stay at my place.. Ill stay at yours.. (Warmer Santa Monica). So.. I invite over an old high school fling. We are going hot and heavy on her bed. She has a soft bed, I'm not used to it. I'm standing up as he's going down on me. He did something that tickled me and I fell. Forward. Flipped over his head. In to her tv. Tv fell on the floor. On top of my hip.
Holy hell. That was the gnarliest bruise!!

Once I fell down a flight of stairs. That one turned every color of the rainbow.

TinMan · 05-23-2014, 10:27 AM

Yes, OP, some are getting beat up by their abusive BFs or pimps. But not all, so what you make of it depends on the circumstances.

If you encounter it, and it bothers you, then don't see her again. But don't step into her drama and try to be Capt Sav-A-Ho because a) you may have misread the situation and she gets pissed at your wrong assumption, or b) you're right and the violent sumbitch may come after you. If (b) happens, be assured she's going to stand by her man instead of you.

You're a loser either way, so it's best to mind your own business.

DarkeyKong · 05-23-2014, 10:57 AM

Thanks for all the feedback, you guys are awesome. It's just a buzzkill when I see one of my regulars and she always has to explain a new injury. I think I am going to stop seeing her. I can't support her in that situation. Even though it's a quality session for a quality price. What do you all think?

TinMan · 05-23-2014, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dongeykong

Thanks for all the feedback, you guys are awesome. It's just a buzzkill when I see one of my regulars and she always has to explain a new injury. I think I am going to stop seeing her. I can't support her in that situation. Even though it's a quality session for a quality price. What do you all think?

Go with your gut. It really doesn't matter what we think, does it?

Guest062124 · 05-23-2014, 12:36 PM

I guess it would depend on where the bruises are.

I had to explain a black eye for about a week, after falling out of the shower that I was in with my hourly BF.

Thank god for that shower curtain!

I constantly run into my bed post or bump my knee on something. I bruise very easily.. if a gentleman is squeezing my ass and thighs during Doggy. I love those bruises!