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Old 05-11-2014, 07:28 PM   #1
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But Dammit Coach I just heard on the police scanner there's some drunk on a riding lawnmower wearing only snow shoes and singing freebird--where the f*ck are you going?!? And why wasn't I invited?
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Old 05-12-2014, 03:40 PM   #2
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There may be a signal issue with your scanner... I was high, on a tricycle, and wearing flip flops and a viking helmet singing the theme to Green Acres. I was going to pick you up at your place for a mother's day evening of coloring book fun and word search. I got picked up instead. So my evening was spent in the B*** county jail with Pat the TV, who did not have soft hands................ Ugh.
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Old 05-12-2014, 05:56 PM   #3
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Wow lol now i am truly sad, You know that was my Dream date. I'm so sorry his hands weren't soft but i am curious. Did he have lipstick
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Old 05-12-2014, 05:59 PM   #4
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buddy, those werent callouses
his hands were "ribbed for your pleasure"
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:01 PM   #5
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buddy, those werent callouses
his hands were "ribbed for your pleasure"
LMAO Knotty That's something I don't have ribbed hands lol
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Old 05-13-2014, 07:22 AM   #6
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Too funny.
Knotty, I think if you were a blind person, you could tell the differences between calloused hands and "ribbed for your pleasure." I am sure it is a feeling of memory.
Dezire, you sexy f***ing sexy body is the only place my "lipstick."
Now leave me alone for a little bit, I have to color. Where's my helmet?
"Green Acres is the place to be ... Farm living is the life for me ..."
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Old 05-13-2014, 10:27 PM   #7
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lol I hid your red crayon You will have to seek n find
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Old 05-16-2014, 05:40 PM   #8
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lol I hid your red crayon You will have to seek n find
Did you hide red crayon like you hid red lipstick once?
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:20 PM   #9
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lmao ummmmm I Ummmm who you bee Talking to ? COACH! lol Let me tell you what lol Talli my Dearest most loyal Friend helped me out of that
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Old 05-19-2014, 08:58 AM   #10
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Mmmumm nummmm nummm numm munnn mummm mum.
Wait wait wait, let me finish. U~mmmmmmm
Thank you Dezire!!!!!!!!
I was trying to say that I found the lipstick in a special place.
Its mine dammit, its mine !!!!!!
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:37 PM   #11
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lol~ I ummmm Speechless~
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