Most Embarrassing Moments During Sessions

[Monk Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

Some good ones, monk that's funny.

One more, Victoria, even better...

She’s still naked, we’re kissing good-bye at the door. What a date! Wow! What a woman! Wow! I’m still a little giddy and frivolous. Boinking, feelthy peekchures, kissing, all that stuff.

I notice the long, empty corridor. “One more pic,” I say, “Step out here. It’s okay. Really.” She does and as the shutter goes “click,” so does the door. It swings shut and latches. “CLICK!” “Oops. Do you have the keycard?” “Huh? I’m NAKED, You idiot!”

She puts on my shirt – a bright Madras plaid – and goes down to the desk with some cock-and-bull story about locking herself out on her way to the spa or the ice machine or something. A suspicious clerk asks her for ID (“I’m NAKED!”) but her supervisor cuts her another key. “Happens all the time.”

I waited for her in the corridor, wearing just shorts and sandals, praying that no one would see me. She came back, opened the room, returned my Madras shirt. As I walked past the desk on my way out, the clerk did a double take. She had seen that shirt before.

The hotel? One of downtown Austin’s finest. The Adorable? One of Houston’s finest, and one of my all-time ATFs.

Oh. Here’s the pic...



Monk

[Victoria Columbari]

Always make sure you have the key card Monk. LOL. THank you so much for sharing. That is embarrassing for sure. Bet you look back on it and smile though.

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Did a lady last year doggie. Grabbed her hair and had no idea it was a wig. Pulled it right off as I let out an Indian war scream. Funny at first but not so much after.

I can hear it now, "Ooooo....baby, I'm going to Slamdan...YEEEEOWWW!!!!

[Guest021716-4]

Caught my hair on fire once while on stage. I can not be trusted with candles! Hmm, fell over during a strip tease a few years ago.

The dog humping the bear on the floor in unison with each stroke takes the cake though!

Just messin' around about the dog.

[mrhamm]

When I was very new.... I text Provider A looking for a session on short notice. After an hour or so with no response, I texted Provider B asking for a short notice session.

I immediately get a response and setup a date. I enter the door and I am fucking confused. Provider A is standing there. I stammer and stutter confused and figure out Provider A responded an hour after the initial text and I had simply assumed is was Provider B.

The lesson I learned there, was always double check the phone number if I am contacting multiple ladies in a short timeframe.

[Zhivago52]

Poopies escaping during a vigorous tour of the isles .... poop stops everything.

With friends like that who needs enemas........