Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk?

[Monk Rasputin]

My wingman Chairspud sent this to me the other day... It's the Women's Olympic All-Star Team. These babes were all participating athletes.

http://www.adme.ru/olimpiada/nasha-z...mpiady-619005/

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk

[gjetson]

Monk, please make a trip to Russia and convince them to come to Austin!

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk

Now Now, don't be too hard on yourself... I can name a few reasons why you are here.... funny, they are all provider names too....

Now, if you still feel home sick, YES, indeed, make a trip to Russia and convince them to come to Austin!

[LordBeaverbrook]

Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk

I dunno, because you were afraid of getting your junk frozen or frostbit nine months of the year?

Because they are athletes and not escorts?

Am I close, inquiring minds want to know.

[cinnamonshark]

I don't know either. But, for a long time, I've wanted to visit Koktebel.

[GneissGuy]

Don't forget there are ugly Russian women, too.

Monk, do you think the beauty/ugly ratio is better here or there?

[Monk Rasputin]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

But, for a long time, I've wanted to visit Koktebel.

Koktebel resembles pre-Olympics Sochi, and it's also on the Black Sea. Nice place. Many Ukrainian and Russian babes there.

Originally Posted by GneissGuy

Monk, do you think the beauty/ugly ratio is better here or there?

I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Koktebel resembles pre-Olympics Sochi, and it's also on the Black Sea. Nice place. Many Ukrainian and Russian babes there.
I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk

Koktebel .... LOL

Ukrainian women are WOW ... almost saw no cultural sights when sightseeing.

[GneissGuy]

Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk

I must disagree. I haven't been to Russia, but things vary a whole lot in the US.

In Dayton and Omaha, for example, the average is a WHOLE lot lower. They have to keep the cheerleaders off the football field or they'll start grazing.

Sweden has a good reputation, etc.

[Monk Rasputin]

Originally Posted by GneissGuy

In Dayton and Omaha, for example... they have to keep the cheerleaders off the football field or they'll start grazing.

Those women are either very tough or very hungry, GG. Both Memorial Stadium in Omaha and Welcome Stadium in Dayton have artificial playing surfaces.

Monk