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02-17-2014, 01:24 PM
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the johnny experience
Now for the price of $0.00 I'm offering the Johnny experience!
You can pm me and after some light screening ( basically me asking if your serious and /or nuts ) you can have Johnny punk guy an hour at a time. Menu includes drinks from your booze cabinet ( or my flask if you hide all your white russians Scarlett I'm looking your way) cooking food for us using only the highest quality food in your kitchen, lots of convo ( usually who are you ? Why am I out of booze? And why are you cooking my bacon I was saving that? ) and a shared look as u leave knowing I will never come back.
Sweet times await available 24/7 unless I don't feel like it or what ever. Quick pm me I'm here to deliver the ultimate Johnny experience. Now known as being johnnyed or U.J.E.
Can't wait
Johnny
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02-17-2014, 01:28 PM
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What, no pics?!? How do we know that it's you and not a bait & switch?!
Ladies, it sounds like this guy has a pimp, and he's NOT independent. I think I've seen him on BP under another name - Jimmy Punk Guy. Sounds waaaay too familiar.
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02-17-2014, 01:59 PM
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no bait & switch
That jimmy guy he's a poser. Trying to live off my good name. Guy can't even drink a 40oz ole e without stumbling. The proof is in the liquor. Or is that the proof of the liquor.
Jimmy
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02-17-2014, 02:00 PM
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Johnny I meant to sign that Johnny
See
Johnny
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02-17-2014, 02:37 PM
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How many cancellations do you suppose this threAD will cause me?
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02-17-2014, 03:08 PM
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Uh huh. I'm not buying it, mister.
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02-17-2014, 03:10 PM
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the crystal balls say
Zero
Because I'm johnny punk guy your johnny yanks there is no relation.
Problem solved I fixed it
Johnny
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02-17-2014, 03:15 PM
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So now you're claiming to be a handyman, too?!?
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02-17-2014, 04:11 PM
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for you
Claire for you I'd be anything you want. Except smart can't help that shit.
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02-17-2014, 04:45 PM
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lol OMG this is hilarious.
where are your reviews????
do you provide drunk text after the date? I'm not shellin out $0.00 if drunken text ain't on the menu
how do we know you'll provide what you say you will? >: O
anyone seen him yet?
who wants to TOFTT
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what's on Your menu? are you doing Review specials? I might see you but not at full price :P
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02-17-2014, 04:57 PM
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review specials
Yeah I got review specials I throw in the drunk text with no additional upsell. That's the special A. Special B. Involves me passing out on your porch with a bottle in my hand sitting in a lawn chair with free pics or vids.
Johnny
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02-17-2014, 05:24 PM
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I'll play white night and vouch for johnny punk guy. he is legitimate and as advertised, see ROS for the juicy details of how I nailed him on every flat surface in my apartment and some vertical ones as well. I made him come 10 times in the 15 minute BNG I booked with the review special.and how he screamed and begged me for more of my magnificent appendage. my 15,347th review to follow
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02-17-2014, 05:41 PM
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... what's on Your menu?
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Menu? I'm not a fucking restaurant.
(Who even asks a question like that?)
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02-17-2014, 05:50 PM
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Menu? I'm not a fucking restaurant.
(Who even asks a question like that?)
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You know I'm TOTALLY gonna say that next time a guy starts asking me. :P
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02-17-2014, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by sue_nami
I'll play white night and vouch for johnny punk guy. he is legitimate and as advertised, see ROS for the juicy details of how I nailed him on every flat surface in my apartment and some vertical ones as well. I made him come 10 times in the 15 minute BNG I booked with the review special.and how he screamed and begged me for more of my magnificent appendage. my 15,347th review to follow
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OMFG, that's funny shit!
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