RAY STEVENS and his budget...how to balance it all out!

[ss4699]

http://youtu.be/J6TcpfBHlbs

Well I told my wife we had to get control
of the finances in our household
we had to sit down and make a budget we could live by.
I said we’ll list our incomes and all our bills,
so get the bills, honey, if you will,
she got ‘em and stacked ‘em on the table three piles high.
Now, I work two jobs and the wife cleans homes,
our daughter babysits, our son mows lawns,
but that budget wouldn’t balance no matter how we tried.

So I said, let’s do what the government does, it works for them it might work for us,
so I forgot my morals and ethics and swallowed my pride.
We took out every credit card we could get and loaded them up with the maximum debt
borrowed from friends and family, even took out loans overseas.
I borrowed at work, took credit at the store, ‘til folks just wouldn’t give us credit any more,
and I said, “Honey, the next step is clear to me.”


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[ss4699]

Well 23 of 23 votes say there government is in trouble. Health care, the budget, fuel, global warming, national debit, sexual obtusion, so many possible causes...

[Stiffy008]

What bill will the government start printing Obama's photo on, they have to make up something! (first black prez)
Clinton had Cigars, dry cleaners, and interns.
Busch had oil company's.
Obama has health insurance company's.
In their pocket.
They need to have some type of income when they leave office.

[Longermonger]

Originally Posted by ss4699

Well 23 of 23 votes say there government is in trouble. Health care, the budget, fuel, global warming, national debit, sexual obtusion, so many possible causes...

WTF R U talking about?

[ss4699]

Health care, - Obama care seems to be creating a new form of insurance, who know what will happen there?

budget, national debit - they boys and girls in congress cannot do a budget little lone balance it, if China calls us on the loans, who will pay it off, or will they just take control of us totally?
fuel - used to cost 45 cents a gallon now --- and where is all that money going?
global warming - climate change can end civilization as we know it....
sexual obtusion - men with men, women with women, men who look like women and women that look like men? Who know who is whom? Sex lines are grayed obtuse divergent

And 30 of 30 votes say that we have government problems today!