A Christmas visitation

[Perryay]

For those of you who don't believe in Santa or other mysteries of life, take this for what it's worth:

After a hearty meal, I relaxed in my easy chair and fell into a light sleep.

"Perry! Perry!! Wake up. It's PWY from Christmas Past.
Fuck all them fuckers. Don't tell 'em anything about the party.

I awoke in a start and realized I had had a nightmare. PWY was refusing to do a Christmas
Review and channel it through to me.
Our loss.

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And I quickly fell back into pleasant relaxation.
Perry... Perry....
This time the voice was more relaxed.
Perry... I can see your house from here....


and I realized at once that it was PWY, this time from Christmas Present....


Perry... let me tell you about this year’s GOBC Christmas Party... and you can tell those that were not able to attend...
The usual cast of suspects were there:
The 2 parts of the alphabet guy, Big Sarge (who knows more than he'd like us to think he does).
His tag team partner, the human tripod.
Fruit Juice guy who claims to have the secret to get girls to swallow.
A new and Most Interesting Man made his first appearance,
and last but not least, a famous translator.
Our chocolate loving south of the border friend was unable to attend, but there were no
treats available to him on this day anyways.
We all met at 24k for our first Christmas Bash of the year.

The bad part first.... no two for one beers because of the party. I can live with that and it was still under $20 for four beers.
The REALLY bad part -- Sometime after 5 pm, I ordered a round of three beers for those
who were ready, handed the waitress a sawbuck, and she said $21.75.
Holy freaking sheet. I asked "huh"???
And she said drink priced go up on Party days after 5pm.
Up?? They went straight to the stratosphere.....
Later, a civilian friend of mine (with an expense account) bought our table a round... so it was kind of like getting a free drink...
but really... $7.25 per beer?? At 5pm?? At a Buffalo strip Club?
I think I'll skip their parties in the future.....

I’ll go when the beers are cheaper.

Our table enjoyed some good all around cheer and banter... a little information sharing, no
real new finds, a report of a group favorite returning to the scene... and a smattering of board talk
mostly revolving around my present state of being banned for three months,
which of course pales in comparison to the alphabet guys Lifetime Ban.

And the girls.
Many lovelies to choose from. The irrepressible Fawn is always a club favorite.
And then a bevy of girls from Madams including the lovely blonde Alex and her slinky
brunette friend Stephanie.
And one of the highlights girl wise was "Creature Feature".
Words cannot describe that perfect padded ass...
And as the dj informed us:
Motorboatable from each side.....
It wasn't our best ever GOBC Event, but it was a solid if not spectacular outing with some good friends.

Now Perry, before I give you a glimpse into Christmas Future... the AC Christmas Party,
Wake up... and write this all down word for word while it is fresh in your mind....
And cross your fingers that I get the most wonderful Christmas Present ever this year...
a reduction to three Upset mods... so that you don't have to do all of the Christmas Party
reporting next year.

And with that I awoke with a smile on my face and pen in hand....

But now let me tell you, I believe, I believe!

For those who don't...........

[jackfengshui]

Thanks for the "dreamy" report!

[offshoredrilling]

I'm waiting on my new bust OSD's ass avatar from Paulie Claus
as elf brutusbluto did the current avatar Paulie Claus.
Try elf MC if you need help. it may be safer

Or find a pic all set with what you have in mind. Add the cap to that.

If you can't do it, no problem mmmm trying to bust my butt. It was the thought that counts

[cravenmorehead]

Osd please translate Perry's dream , LMFAO !!!



Merry Christmas

[offshoredrilling]

the beer was over priced, but all had a good time anyways

[Frankie Fine]

Originally Posted by cravenmorehead

Osd please translate Perry's dream , LMFAO !!!



Merry Christmas

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

the beer was over priced, but all had a good time anyways

Lmao.. now that's cute!



Perryay, please say hello to Paul!!

xo

[Tiger]

Geez, Perryay, I thought you were going the the clink to visit an inmate with the title "A Christmas visitation".

[Joe Maama]

It was my pleasure to meet the esteemed members of the GOBC, and I look forward to the next gathering.

[gaijin1969]

Thanks for the report!

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

Lmao.. now that's cute!



Perryay, please say hello to Paul!!

xo

Thank you Craven, thank you Frankie - the next time Paul channels me, I'll send your hello, but Craven, here's a pic of one of my favorite dream girls!

[Frankie Fine]

Awww, thank you Perryay!!

Made my day!!

[MC]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Try elf MC if you need help. it may be safer

Lol with my big ears I probably could pass for an elf.

Originally Posted by Perryay

Thank you Craven, thank you Frankie - the next time Paul channels me, I'll send your hello, but Craven, here's a pic of one of my favorite dream girls!

Gonna have to borrow an emoticon from another site for that pic:



It goes without saying, but Frankie looks amazing.

[Frankie Fine]

Aww, geesh! Thank you, this is an early x mas for me

Kiss kiss hugs more kisses

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by MC

Lol with my big ears I probably could pass for an elf.
.

well Paulie girl emailed me about 5 avatar's.
mmmm do I let aj pick
or put it to a vote in a poll

[Frankie Fine]

Avatar? And for who? Or the side thingies? Emoticans?