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Fletchlives · 12-12-2013, 01:00 PM

Hmmm...a side by side comparison of two ladies who claim to be the best at oral. Ladies are you up for the challenge?

David.Douchehurst · 12-12-2013, 01:26 PM

Lissen h'yar man. Thar's more'n these two fillies thet calim ta be tha best at gobblin' yer knob. And if'n ya git'em all in one place ta judge yer own private suck-off party, it's gonna be more like a conga line, bruther.

Fletchlives · 12-12-2013, 01:40 PM

D. Douche, you are correct. There are many fillies that talk about their skills. I am trying to sample them all. I have planted the money tree but it has yet to yield any fruit. But when it does, lookout, I will be giving SL a run for his money.

Guest021414 · 12-12-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletchlives

Hmmm...a side by side comparison of two ladies who claim to be the best at oral. Ladies are you up for the challenge?

I know I got this!! I didn't get the name the mouth of the South for no reason when it comes to BBBJ there is nothing better than my mouth and I earned it!!!
My video will be posted soon then we'll see who's really the best!!!!

Happy holidays everybody don't forget to blow and go!!!!

JennsLolli · 12-12-2013, 02:33 PM

Here's a crazy idea... maybe, just maybe oral skills are entirely subjective. Some men like Hoovers. Some men like flicking tongues. Hell, some men like it when you give them head with your butthole. Point is, most providers are good at it, some are really, really good at it and provide many men with their best ever blowjob experience but no one is the best in Austin. One man's favorite hole is another man's sexual equivalent of running nails across a blackboard...I don't make the rules, I just observe them.

I'm a medley girl myself. Try out six or seven styles to see what works, stay with what works before trying out a few more. Edge along until I find the top 3 and get ready for a pop. Orrrr get a killer neck cramp after 20 minutes and go to the no mercy method of hand crank and tip action. If the chemistry is right and the stars are aligned (and no cramps ensue) then a regular old blowjob becomes a cock worshiping session...

Pflugerbill · 12-12-2013, 03:20 PM

I think I'm in love!

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Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Here's a crazy idea... maybe, just maybe

oral skills are entirely subjective. Some men like Hoovers. Some men like flicking tongues. Hell, some men like it when you give them head with your butthole. Point is, most providers are good at it, some are really, really good at it and provide many men with their best ever blowjob experience but no one is the best in Austin. One man's favorite hole is another man's sexual equivalent of running nails across a blackboard...I don't make the rules, I just observe them.

I'm a medley girl myself. Try out six or seven styles to see what works, stay with what works before trying out a few more. Edge along until I find the top 3 and get ready for a pop. Orrrr get a killer neck cramp after 20 minutes and go to the no mercy method of hand crank and tip action. If the chemistry is right and the stars are aligned (and no cramps ensue) then a regular old blowjob becomes a cock worshiping session...

Little Monster · 12-12-2013, 03:35 PM

My ass hurts

David.Douchehurst · 12-12-2013, 03:40 PM

Well, Tha ORIGINAL Mouth o' Tha South is a genuwine perfessional wrassler an' he don't take no lip.

Claire She Blows · 12-12-2013, 04:48 PM

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My ass hurts

Fletchlives · 12-12-2013, 04:57 PM

Hmmm...maybe Jenns is the best? She made it move just talking about it.

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Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Here's a crazy idea... maybe, just maybe oral skills are entirely subjective. Some men like Hoovers. Some men like flicking tongues. Hell, some men like it when you give them head with your butthole. Point is, most providers are good at it, some are really, really good at it and provide many men with their best ever blowjob experience but no one is the best in Austin. One man's favorite hole is another man's sexual equivalent of running nails across a blackboard...I don't make the rules, I just observe them.

I'm a medley girl myself. Try out six or seven styles to see what works, stay with what works before trying out a few more. Edge along until I find the top 3 and get ready for a pop. Orrrr get a killer neck cramp after 20 minutes and go to the no mercy method of hand crank and tip action. If the chemistry is right and the stars are aligned (and no cramps ensue) then a regular old blowjob becomes a cock worshiping session...

JennsLolli · 12-12-2013, 06:00 PM

Eh. About a dozen civvie men think I'm the best and about a dozen hobbyists seem to have meant it when they said it. With some men I wear the badge with pride, with others I don't. But to my original point...I've seen Kat give lots of head and what she does I can't. And I've seen Claire give head and what she does (and what I've heard in detail) sounds like a science that I am not close to mastering. You gals have greater endurance for the hardcore parts and better rhythm than me. Blowjobs are like snowflakes is all I'm getting at...

Fletchlives · 12-12-2013, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Eh. About a dozen civvie men think I'm the best and about a dozen hobbyists seem to have meant it when they said it. With some men I wear the badge with pride, with others I don't. But to my original point...I've seen Kat give lots of head and what she does I can't. And I've seen Claire give head and what she does (and what I've heard in detail) sounds like a science that I am not close to mastering. You gals have greater endurance for the hardcore parts and better rhythm than me. Blowjobs are like snowflakes is all I'm getting at...

I get what you are saying Jenns. There is more than one way to skin a cat. That is a way 2 way street. Not all you ladies like the same things. Got to have more than 1 tool in the toolbox.

JennsLolli · 12-13-2013, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletchlives

I get what you are saying Jenns. There is more than one way to skin a cat. That is a way 2 way street. Not all you ladies like the same things. Got to have more than 1 tool in the toolbox.

That's not quite what I'm getting at as many cats are skinned each passing moment by awful head. Hell, I can hardly enjoy most mainstream porn bc of terrible head. For every one correct way to suck a cock, there are 10 wrong ways.

This is terribly off topic. Space, feel free to discipline me as needed. Rumor has it, I'd enjoy it.

p.s. Claire, I want to ride. Can I bring a friend? He'll only watch, but I'll talk him into a hostess gift. A bulging, hot hostess gift, ha!

p.p.s Someone start a cock worshiping thread, bc I got the feels.

Claire She Blows · 12-13-2013, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Hell, I can hardly enjoy most mainstream porn bc of terrible head. For every one correct way to suck a cock, there are 10 wrong ways.

p.s. Claire, I want to ride. Can I bring a friend? He'll only watch, but I'll talk him into a hostess gift. A bulging, hot hostess gift, ha!

OMFG, yes, there is a plethora of bad porn head out there. I really should teach classes.

And yes, yes you may bring a friend *IF* it's the friend we've shared before ;D

David.Douchehurst · 12-13-2013, 08:29 PM

So, y'all gonna hire yerselve's a camera crew fer this h'yar gang bang?