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12-12-2013, 05:13 PM
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Just a friendly reminder...
Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.
That is all.
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12-12-2013, 05:17 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Nov 18, 2013
Location: Austin
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Hahaha I just heard that same statement today from another provider. What's with guys? They've seen hundreds of dicks, you're special? lol
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12-12-2013, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 15, 2011
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I can show you something that looks like a mentos package
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12-12-2013, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 10, 2012
Location: Vigrid
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Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. That is all.
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12-12-2013, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 16, 2013
Location: TX
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Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.
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Curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to search genital elephantiasis on Google Images.
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's something I've never seen before! Poor guy.
Thanks, NikkiWhite, lol.
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12-12-2013, 09:21 PM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
Location: Tx. Hill Country
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Nonsense! Peens and gnads are like snowflakes, aren't they? ?
Well then, what about The MightyMicroNubs?
No?
...not even if comes complete with a matching Designer Coin Purse?
It has the look and feel of rich, Corinthian Leather.
..wrinckled and weather-beaten, granted, but leather nonetheless.
...just wonderin.
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12-12-2013, 10:18 PM
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Your Supermodel GF
User ID: 113962
Join Date: Dec 21, 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before.
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+1!
AMEN NIKKI!
Ive gotten PM's like that recently...its like seriously? Im an escort, I specialize in seeing different dicks daily. Stop flattering yourselves so much guys IJS.
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12-12-2013, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 7, 2010
Location: Central Texas
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I guess the assumption is a good penis selfie might increase the likelihood of being positively screened? Personally, I don't want to send anything that might reduce the probability of a positive screening, and I certainly can't imagine having you laughing at the selfie improving the odds.
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12-12-2013, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: South side of San Antonio, Texas
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Yeah I prefer to disappoint the provider live & in person.
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12-12-2013, 11:54 PM
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Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.
Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!
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12-12-2013, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by joshharris86
Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.
Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!
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Not for long!!!
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12-13-2013, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: San Antonio
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he must of been a Politician
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12-13-2013, 01:10 AM
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Join Date: May 1, 2013
Location: canyon lake,tx
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I can't even imagine some of the stuff you provider's get sent, let alone the men that need to prove something.
I know I'm not well endowed, but at least i like to think I have a personality and a little maturity beyond that.
I guess it's sort of like a self-alert, if i was a provider that's definitely the kind of hobbyist I stay away from no matter the size, just because he did something like that and sent it to a stranger.
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12-13-2013, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 22, 2013
Location: San Antonio,Tx.
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Junk pics
Yea you see that a lot on C/L I guess it's part of their resume..Not that I've ever been on there..Just Saying..Dezirie
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12-13-2013, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: May 15, 2013
Location: San Antonio
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LOL traveler.. I got curious too!! :/ Whooooooaaa saw some other stuff that I didn't need to this morning...
One of these days Im gonna start saving the dick pics and make a collage. lol hahah So if you want to be a part of art, please do send.
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