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Originally Posted by jeri.bliss
Im not saying anyone is in any means better than the rest, but yes the girl who is higher priced and not meaning 50 $ more is safer. She values herself hold herself to a higher standard. And personally I think all of you men should value yourselfs a little more and think with the head you dont normaly think with when it comes to the hobby.
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Is business really so bad that you need to slag on the ladies? You must be feeling the hurt if you need knock on them so much. Maybe you over-value your pussy? Maybe the CPSC or Consumer Reports can investigate your claims. I expect however, you don't have any facts to back up your theories. I'll go ahead and make up some shit as well.
Since you are obviously so money hungry, you probably pack in 20 dicks a day, at $800 a day, six days a week. You work 50 weeks a year and only take off two weeks a year. You've analyzed the situation so thoroughly you realize it pays for you to swap your Nuva-Ring birth control out every three weeks to ensure you never have a period. Less period, more money!
You do all of your calculations and realize you can only sell your pussy another eight years at that rate. At the eight year mark you are going to have had 48,000 dicks. That plastic pussy of yours if only warranted for 50,000 dicks and hey, a girl might need to have some casual sex when she retires!
That's $7200 a week for eight years of work, 2.8 million. That'll be just enough for you to live in a $1500 a month condo and eat at the most expensive item off the Chili's menu if you live until you turn 84.
I'm going to pass on your pussy until Consumer Reports tells me it's the best deal. Until then, I don't think I like your valuation.