No wonder they are losing customers.

[03flhrci]

This is an actual webpage from the Sears site yesterday. it was eventually changed but some people were quick enough to get it.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chic...ack-dildo-too/

[Guest013121]

Oh dear Lawd!! Ya know, I dont think I've ever even set foot in a Sears store?

[Enchanterlingum]

Too limp.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum

Too limp.

Actually..those were meant for my website..and yes they are in a relaxed state.

Why do you think my friends refer to me as the MEGAWOODY........

[SexyKaylen]

now that made me smile ...lol

Originally Posted by malwoody

Actually..those were meant for my website..and yes they are in a relaxed state.

Why do you think my friends refer to me as the MEGAWOODY........

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Pretty hilarious but really what else can you do other than slap it around your face maybe. lol

[Helicopter206]

Turn them up side down, nail them to the wall, now there coat hooks.
At least they would be pointing up.

[bartipero]

Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Pretty hilarious but really what else can you do other than slap it around your face maybe. lol

Put glasses and a hat on it and set it on your dash;
Paper weight;
Add antlers and hang it on your wall like a moose head;
Door knocker;
Diversion at a traffic stop, "No officer, I didn't see the light turned red. Say, would you like to see my Sears cock and balls?
Piece you need to audition for the lead in Boogey Nights II;
Start a bar argument claiming it really is O J's and you're concerned he'll want his junk back when he gets out of prison;
New game with the same concept as Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

[vitokc]

Put one on each ear,

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Omg I stand corrected lmfao there are plenty of uses for it lol.

[KCSmutMonkey]

Somebody at Sears is confusing 'Packer' with 'Pecker' I think. Though, that looks much more like a Thumper than a Pecker!