SL’S hobby Poem
The ladies I see are nice and sweet
From their clip on hair to their little feet
We laugh, have fun and I always tell a joke
During each session I always look to get a poke
New girls are nice and can be fun
I look for the thin ones as the rest weigh a ton
Curvy my preference always a fun ride
Spinners beware of the SLAMDANGO® slide
The thing I like best when I see a chick
Is what some of them can do with my dick
All are different some kind of crazy
But the ones that bug me are the ones that are lazy
Being on time is the right thing to do
But when the door opens I don’t want to meet Shamu
Don’t care for pimps or agencies not even a booker
When I do my search I want to talk to the hooker
TS’S I don’t judge they have their place
But the last thing I need is a dick in my face
Some waste your time and don’t even show
That’s how you get a reputation of being a bad ho
Big boobs are nice I like them very much
Holding a big bag of silicone is not sexy to the touch
Now a tight kitty is a treasure what more can I say
So I hobby and hobby looking for that perfect roll in the hay
I’ll never stop hobbying till the day I die
I know I can’t do them all and that makes me want to cry
So off I go making tons of calls
Hoping to find the next one who will play with my balls
But win or lose I have a smile on my face
Because we all know sometimes it’s all in the chase
And yes I have critics and this can be challenging at times to say the very least
But I just don’t care so long as the next chick is not a beast
