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Originally Posted by PartsInspector
I feel so patriotic this afternoon, earlier today I used my cock to help make America a better place. I had some help from Emerald7 (she's a sweet girl), she's just as proud as I am about what we accomplished together.
So nuts to you, corporate villains who hoard your cash while the bankers get rich at all of our expense. I won't do that! Me and my cock are going to spend our money, invest in America. We are going to invest in Americans. The best kind of Americans, the wonderful, beautiful women of ECCIE.
The money we give these girls gets spent you know, helping the economy get back on track. Its a ripple effect... and all it took was one hard cock to get it started!
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My hat's off to you, sir! Actions like yours make me PROUD to be an American! I haven't felt this patriotic since I worked for the CIA killing low-life bad-ass muthafuckahs with my bear hands (not a typo, my codename was Grizzly Adams for a reason) like I was James-fucking-Bond. I only wish our wishy-washy gutless punk of a governor, Ol' Good Hair felt the same way but the pretty-boy sumbitch vetoed a
Buy American first bill we passed though the House and Senate. Word in the Capitol washroom is that he did it because he has a fondness in this h'yar hobby for them imported Asian lady-boys and wanted to make sure he could keep satisfying that sick, depraved appetite. I hear tell he picked up a taste for them Asian noodle dishes while he was serving overseas in the Air Force. At least when I was in the Air Force I was stationed stateside guarding B-52s so I was never tempted by them exotic heifers/bullocks and I stayed in luv with good ol' American pussy! And that was in the 60's when all the girls had them big ol' hairy muffkins! I love me a big old Bush! That's true more ways than one.
My cock helps America!
