Fuck all them thar water sports. I cain't swim. I spend the summer indoors in the cool AC, like a REAL Texan. Nuthin' better in the long hot summer than headin' down to a spa, slatherin' on the cocoa butter and hittin' the tanning booth. Then mosey on down the hall and get yore bi-kini area waxed. I like to go the extra mile and have them wax ma naughty bits: Balls, taint and asshole. I like the feeling of being smooth as a whistle in the heat. But I'll give them an extra big tip if they pour some of that hot wax on my nipples just as they give the wax down thar a good stiff yank! OH, sweet mother o' pearl, I think I came in pants a l'il bit just thinking about it!
