Review: Lunch with Big Deal

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by malwoody

Date: 04/30/2013
Provider: Big Deal
Phone: 1-800-blowmee
Email Address: blowme@yahoo.com
URL / Website: hottlicks.com
City: overland park
State: Kansas
Address: The new Jack in the Box
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: NO
Activities: What a waste of time....TOFTT here folks. All this Dude wanted to do was eat and talk about Pussy...After buying Lunch I was hoping for so much more.
Session Length: 36.5 minutes
Fee: 12.46..no tip
Hair Length and Color: What hair?
Age: Hard to say
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Mixed
Physical Description: Fairly tall but this Dude has some miles on him for sure.
Really needs to hit the Gym...got a mommy tummy and double chin..
Recommendation: No

Is MSOG on the menu?? Swallow? 36.5 minutes? Hmm, sounds like a clockwatcher to me. Think I'll wait and see if he steps up his game before I TOFTT

Thanks for the review!

[mexmex50]

You still around Lindsay I thought you was modeling

[growler]

I wouldn't resist mex lol............http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJe6-afGz0Q

[love2fishfork]

[OLindsay]

Originally Posted by mexmex50

You still around Lindsay I thought you was modeling

You just couldn't resist huh?

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by love2fishfork

You promised that if I let you take pics of me playing online that you wouldn't share them with anyone

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Helicopter206

I was wondering who MW was seeing and why he never wrote reviews. Thanks for letting us all know that you have no set bounderaries and everyone is on your list. Thank g*d you don't like me, so I'm not on the list.
Good friends always look after each other.

Ya know now that I think about it...while Malwoody was feeding me taco's at Jack in the Box.... Malwoody kept making these weird helicopter noises and then he'd ask me if I like to fly...weird??

I dunno you may be next....

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Is MSOG on the menu?? Swallow? 36.5 minutes? Hmm, sounds like a clockwatcher to me. Think I'll wait and see if he steps up his game before I TOFTT

Thanks for the review!

Ya know this was my first lunch date...so I did swallow my taco's but MSOG is not currently on the menu as i dont like salt...Oh sorry that was MSG!!

I dunno SOF maybe you could mentor me?

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Ya know this was my first lunch date...so I did swallow my taco's but MSOG is not currently on the menu as i dont like salt...Oh sorry that was MSG!!

I dunno SOF maybe you could mentor me?

They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but we can always prove them wrong

[Guest030817]

Malwoody, will you please teach me to multi-quote...yea, smart girl, no common sense syndrome. Hell, you know me.

You two are fucking hilarious but I could give a more accurate review that didn't involve jack or his box.

How do I plead my case????

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Ari816

Malwoody, will you please teach me to multi-quote...yea, smart girl, no common sense syndrome. Hell, you know me.

You two are fucking hilarious but I could give a more accurate review that didn't involve jack or his box.

How do I plead my case????

Arianna

You my dear are getting sexier and sexier with every avatar....I may have to take you to jack in the box.......to heck with MW

[Blue_Buddies]

That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back :-(

[Bomb Pop]

So... Is it true that B.D. Has a big head and cums in a plastic cup? Oh wait, I'm confusing him with the resturant ad. My bad.

[Pilsen]

[QUOTE=ElamEno;1052780706]
He was... do tell of what he was being honest about?
/QUOTE]

I was being sarcastic in my remark about Mex. I should have used an emoticon or a picture to emphasis the sarcasm. My mistake!

Mex always claims he's "so honest" when he trash talks the providers. He also said we can't handle the truth when he speaks it.

[JS42]

I told you a long time ago MW, you're my fav poster dating back to the old Cowtown days, and still are. Great thread my man, and you still crack me up, ya freaking lunatic.