Review: Vanessa Johnson

[TooDum ToHum]

Date: 04/27/2013
Provider: Vanessa Johnson
Phone or Pager: (512) 222-8107
Email Address:vanessa75235@gmail.com
URL / Website:http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...sty-29/8067482
City: Austin
State: Texas
Area / Address: Northwest Arboretum
Appointment Type:Incall
Provider Category: Independent
Activities: "your dick is not coming anywhere near me. I am a companion"
Session Length Scheduled: 2 hrs.
Fee: unknown
Total Paid: Zero
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? No
Was the Description you were given accurate? She claims yes
Hair Color and Length: see pics
Age: 29
Race: Caucasian
Perfume/Fragrance: n/a
Smoking Status: n/a
Where did you hear about this provider? BP post
To quote her email received this morning...

[private communication removed - GM]

Would you recommend this Provider to others? NO


Such a waste! But thankfully NOT my time or cash. This is the 2nd "big breaster" in this town to pull the attitude crap and hold them hostage. Oh and that last photo in the post: Downloaded! Always pays to ASK QUESTIONS, guys. Later

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

Date: 04/27/2013
Provider: Vanessa Johnson
Phone or Pager: (512) 222-8107
Email Address:vanessa75235@gmail.com
URL / Website:http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...sty-29/8067482
City: Austin
State: Texas
Area / Address: Northwest Arboretum
Appointment Type:Incall
Provider Category: Independent
Activities: "your dick is not coming anywhere near me. I am a companion"
Session Length Scheduled: 2 hrs.
Fee: unknown
Total Paid: Zero
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? No
Was the Description you were given accurate? She claims yes
Hair Color and Length: see pics
Age: 29
Race: Caucasian
Perfume/Fragrance: Fresh and all Natural
Smoking Status: Could Not Tell Either Way
Where did you hear about this provider? BP post
To quote her email received this morning...

Seems like you need to get a hobby. Your amateur sleuthing proceeds you. And no, I can not provide you with a "Russian". Reread my ad. It states this is not an offer of prostitution meaning your dick is not coming anywhere near me. I am a companion. Not a hooker. And btw, my chest is real and AMAZING.


Would you recommend this Provider to others? Yes


Such a waste! But thankfully NOT my time or cash. This is the 2nd "big breaster" in this town to pull the attitude crap and hold them hostage. Oh and that last photo in the post: Downloaded! Always pays to ASK QUESTIONS, guys. Later

Could likely get more satisfaction with a blow up doll...

What a farce....I can find all the companions I want just for a glass of wine or two....

[TooDum ToHum]

One thing that really pisses me off about the internet: WHY did you feel the need to QUOTE my post when you are directly UNDER IT? Go edit that, it looks ridiculous, I know what I wrote. Also if wine gets them in your bed, what are you doing in here? Drunken women are NOT a pleasant evening, as my bathroom tiles can attest to.

[dumboldguy]

read her ad closely- "effortlessly sexy in every way imaginable."

so imagination is encouraged, no contacting.

[atx5400]

Pics are of Ewa Sonnett

[ofcoursenot]

Haha, Vanessa "donnawannaseeno" Johnson

[mrhamm]

Wow, a 'companion' who won't play and is incall only? She couldn't even be the sexy girl on your arm out in public. What a waste of of your time and resources. This ought to go in the alert section IMO.

I'm sorry you had to take it on the chin.

[TooDum ToHum]

I thought alerts were to warn of threatening pimp situations and I did do both a Google and Tineye search on this one. WHO is Ewa Sonnett? An internet model like Zemanova? Oh and DBG: you have a point... I was mesmerized by the TITS to be honest. I wanted to play the "nutcracker suite" in there!

Oh I get it.... AWE spelled backwards, clever minx!

Hamm? Take what on the chin? You saw her email, I didn't even start the car!
I'll tell ya, when I sent her the link to here, she was fuming. To which I replied
with an OLD phrase my mother used to use: "Tough tittie".

[gman44]

moved here since no activities took place

[TooDum ToHum]

This review just got flagged because "it didn't occur".

So, nice guy gets it IN THE ASS again, huh? That will make this account the FIFTH one that gets deleted. What kinda TWATS run this chicken shit outfit, 65 year old men whose Viagra supply ran dry?

Fucked up priorities!

[ATF Hobby]

Layers TT.

[rockerrick]

Nice guys always get it in the ass , but insane ones keep doing the same thing over and over expecting different results ! The review got moved because its not a review , it's also not an NCNS , so had you started a Alert or Coed Thread it would have been done right ! My guess is you didn't get pointed for posting the personal communication , which is against the rules , that's the kind of TWATS running the chickenshit outfit !

[TooDum ToHum]

You're right, I'm fucking nuts! Need a better hobby. Deal is, I'm crippled otherwise I
wouldn't even own a computer. I'm trying to find a goddess minus the attitude, as I'm
up for major surgery in a few months and have no idea what that outcome will be,
since the idiots fucked it up the prior 3 attempts.

How the hell would anyone know that based on the Forum description?
Suggest they move a thread but not inform the poster in the future.
Only reason I bothered was because I'm tired of my gender being ripped off
and everyone under 30 being an outright liar.

[rockerrick]

I'd venture to guess that everyone but that particular lady appreciates the warning . Good that you brought it to our attention . No need to get upset that it was moved , it was moved to one of the right spots . And you really only learn where things go by them telling you they moved it We all get pissed about the hobby at some time , but it's still pretty fun when things go right ! Stay away from Backpage and your chances will improve . Good Luck and Thanks !

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by TooDum ToHum

You're right, I'm fucking nuts! Need a better hobby. Deal is, I'm crippled otherwise I
wouldn't even own a computer. I'm trying to find a goddess minus the attitude, as I'm
up for major surgery in a few months and have no idea what that outcome will be,
since the idiots fucked it up the prior 3 attempts.

How the hell would anyone know that based on the Forum description?
Suggest they move a thread but not inform the poster in the future.
Only reason I bothered was because I'm tired of my gender being ripped off
and everyone under 30 being an outright liar.

Angry and jaded much? Yes I quoted you for a reason. If this was the demeanor you presented to her on the phone I wouldn't be surprised to see legit reviews of her posted by others down the road.

If you called her asking for specifics over the phone in terms of services offered and did so with that "I'm angry and entitled" attitude she might have merely been spooked.

Odds are most likely she's just another dick tease but most scammers don't give you a heads up before even meeting.

However if a legit provider gets spooked by a caller's phone demeanor she'll strongly deny offering any sexual services just to get you off the phone. Just saying.

You have to admit that sending her the link to this thread shows that you're a bit of a ball buster yourself.

BTW I'm sorry to read that you're in dire straits health wise but posting as much isn't the best way to draw in providers.