Hello, is this Miss Singleton? – Yes, it is I.
Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the tax office.They say that your salary and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, vacations in Europe, etc.
- Oh, and what can I do about it?
Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the tax office.
- Very well Mr. Smith. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.
(Well crap!! Picture didn't copy. Imagine a picture of a woman with her skirt hiked up and sitting on a copy machine)
Income Tax Statement
