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01-09-2013, 05:39 PM
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Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
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01-09-2013, 05:47 PM
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This explains that ripple I felt in the cosmos about 8 min ago!
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01-09-2013, 11:19 PM
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That was a good one L4B!
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k9Y9gxxz2Eo/TCT-ADNoHbI/AAAAAAAAAE8/-jbEhfbE2zM/s400/blonde-jokes.gif) v
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01-10-2013, 07:24 AM
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Hah awesome!
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01-10-2013, 08:43 PM
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Heard this joke many times, but it's been A Jewish man, an Indian Man, an Asian Man, and a Blonde woman; the cars were Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Ashtin Martins. Gotta love the internet lol
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01-11-2013, 02:56 PM
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Very nice!
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01-13-2013, 02:00 PM
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Sounds like a smart blond joke to me. Hooray for the smarts!
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01-13-2013, 05:15 PM
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thats funny.... good one
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01-14-2013, 08:05 AM
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speaking of smart ...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting.. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
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01-14-2013, 09:39 AM
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Stupid men... we're always falling for womanly wiles!
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01-16-2013, 10:26 PM
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Oh that's funny! x)
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01-17-2013, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jbravo_123
Stupid men... we're always falling for womanly wiles!
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01-17-2013, 06:31 PM
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And you know, she getting paid top dollar!
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