The Official It's *OK* To Slam A Sooner Thread! Add Your Favorite Joke...GO AGGIES!!

[greenhorn1960]

OU head coach, Bob Stoops was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the coach if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So Stoops asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
One little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.’
‘No,’ said Stoops, ‘that would be an accident.’
A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.’
‘I’m afraid not,’ explained Stoops. ‘That’s what we would call great loss.’
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Stoops searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: ‘If the plane carrying you and the sooner football team was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Stoops. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?’‘Well,’ says the boy, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss… and it probably wouldn’t be a fucking accident either.’

[bigjimt52]

Stoops chasing the dick.....now thats real funny....

[Likinikki]

A Sooner got a job at a sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"

[CharlieKelly]

What's the difference between livestock and the Big XII? Aggies won't pull out of livestock.

[Jed Clampett]

What's the difference between a Sooner and a carp?

One is a bottom feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish!

[Marcus78]

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Oklahoma State University library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Q: What are the best four years of an Oklahoman's life?

A: Third grade

[Jed Clampett]

How do you break a Sooner's index finger? You punch him in the nose!

Why don't they offer Sex Ed and Drivers Ed during the same semester at Oklahoma? Because they don't want the mule to get too tired!

[Jed Clampett]

What does a Sooner girl usually say after she's had sex? "Get off of me Dad......you're crushing my smokes!".

[doggie83]

What do you call 2 gay guys in Oklahoma?
Oral Roberts
Why does the Oklahoma liscense plate say "Oklahoma is OK!"
Because they couldn't spell mediocre.

[doggie83]

Sorry, I screwed the set up. 2nd try.
What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob in Oklahoma?
Oral Roberts

What do you call an aggie screwing up an Oklahoma joke?
Doggie83 thank you very much.