Get it off your chest, Ladies. Hobbyist horror stories.

[Mr.Chan]

Deadbeats, perverts, timewasters and fee shorters. You know and love them for the way they make your day. Here is your chance to tell your tale of woe from the client who wouldn't stop calling to the diaper wearer who left a quarter tip.
Inquiring minds want to know. If you have been shot at, sh!t on or fertilized by surprise, what has gone around comes around.
No names please. Initials only.

[offshoredrilling]

mmmm That OSD is nothing but a ass nipping dog. Tic on the ass if a dog or cat that you can't scratch away easily .

mmmmm dh is a lazy fucking mod. dang that can be a good thing

wu is a asshole. If you need one or not.

P is tainted by taint

I have more. will leave the local alone for now

[pyramider]

Leave my taint out of this discussion OSD.

Years ago a provider kept "falling asleep" during the session. Granted I am not very exciting but snoring is rude.

Went to brothel in Pahrump. The working girl tried with vigor and gusto to break my little pecker. The bruising did not fully go away for about six weeks. It hurt to the touch for several weeks after the bruising went away. And it was not a S & M session, at least not from my point of view. Besides the physical pain, it was also my most expensive session ever.

I did have a taint accident where I could have easily broken my nose going in for taint when the lady backed up unexpectantly.

[shorty]

Does everytime I see a provider, drop my pants, lady looks at my package, and dies laughing count??

[offshoredrilling]

and tryin to say "well hi there big boy" at the same time.


The provider that got me to join ASPD has one thing she would love to say to all on icky(eccie)

"Sorry about that, can you forgive me"

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by shorty

Does everytime I see a provider, drop my pants, lady looks at my package, and dies laughing count??

Only if there is an interesting story when disposing of the body.

[JustaguyLR]

Dang, I had hoped this thread would have taken off for it's potential entertainment potential but it appears there's an epidemic of provider silence on the Arkansas board. Hmmmmm.......

[TechOne]

familiarity breeds contempt...

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by JustaguyLR

Dang, I had hoped this thread would have taken off for it's potential entertainment potential but it appears there's an epidemic of provider silence on the Arkansas board. Hmmmmm.......

If the AR ladies would see me when/if I travel to AR then they would have plenty of funny stories.

[Mr.Chan]

Just to show it isn't all gloom and doom. I heard about a gentleman that paid escorts to let him come over dressed in an apron and clean their houses. He should have been in the running for someone's all time favorite.

[pyramider]

What's his contact info? I need to get a good maid ...

[Rockydoc]

LOL Pyramidr.

Mr. Chan, you do not have a good track record recently getting the gals to come clean in response to your posts.

My most disappointing moment was years ago. A beautiful provider I lucked into in the murky world before aspd was really grinding away in cowgirl. She was really getting into it, and I came before she did so I did not say anything, hoping I would stay hard long enough so she could come. Suddenly, she asked did you come? I admitted it and she jumped off, indignant and said why didn't you tell me? I said you looked like you were really enjoying it and I did not want to disappoint you. She said I really had to pee, as she stomped to the bathroom. Quite deflating, lol. I learned a valuable lesson that day.

[Mr.Chan]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

LOL Pyramidr.

Mr. Chan, you do not have a good track record recently getting the gals to come clean in response to your posts.

My most disappointing moment was years ago. A beautiful provider I lucked into in the murky world before aspd was really grinding away in cowgirl. She was really getting into it, and I came before she did so I did not say anything, hoping I would stay hard long enough so she could come. Suddenly, she asked did you come? I admitted it and she jumped off, indignant and said why didn't you tell me? I said you looked like you were really enjoying it and I did not want to disappoint you. She said I really had to pee, as she stomped to the bathroom. Quite deflating, lol. I learned a valuable lesson that day.

If the intent of either thread were to entice the wounded and put upon to bare their soul and in accusing someone else incriminate the self it would be a failure. If one provides water and no one chooses to drink can we say nothing was accomplished. It was there. The choice was theirs.
I have tried to state to deaf ears and closed minds that the only thing anyone can do is tell each other, tell the wrongdoer. "This is wrong. We know what you are doing."
The provider is silent here as there because to speak in either place would hurt her livelihood.,no one can be blamed for that.
There will always be the well heeled huckster, the pushy deadbeat, the schemer willing to play fast and loose with the lives of others for their own benefit. In an industry founded on secrecy and based on anonymity it is easy for the well dressed monster to hide. The important people know who he is and avoid him. If they are wise they will continue to do so. The new ones we can warn. In time, the burden of the disgust of others will do its work.
So you see Good Doctor, it was never the goal to get the ladies to come clean. They were not dirty, but now a sufficient number know who is.

[Rockydoc]

Come clean was a por choice of words. Participate in the discussion would have been better.

[JustaguyLR]

Well if no first hand accounts can't be had, here's one from another forum for a laugh.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=638087