smelly assets

[Gfe Juliette]

Ok, I have had it with smelly and disgusting assets. A few days ago while spending time with one of my long time friends, I noticed a spot on my immaculately clean bathroom floor. It was liquidly, about the size of a dime, and light brown. I didn't think much of it when I swiped it with a piece of tissue. As I began to kiss further and further below his waistline, I began to smell a strong gross smell like feces. Once I started some licking, I looked down and saw brown marks smeared all over my sheets. HOW DISGUSTING! Needless to say, the session ended there and he left. I ALWAYS tell my friends upon their arrival to feel free to take a shower if he needs to. He declined. Due to me being somewhat OCD, I sterilized everything in my condo with bleach. Had he took a shower or at least used a washcloth to wipe himself, he would not be on my "Do not see list". A few days later, I had another gentlemen that asked me for a FBSM. I asked him if he would like a shower in which he declined. As I began to massage him, while he lay naked on the massage table, I got sickened by the smell of sweaty balls and a not so clean a**hole. Guys, when you visit a provider, and if you don't feel like showering, at least ask the lady to use her bathroom and take a freakin washcloth and soap to clean yourself. Nobody likes to smell the lingering smell of someone who just took a dump. Even though you may feel that you are clean and you have used a half roll of toilet paper to wipe yourself, the smell still lingers. Please have the common courtesy to shower or thoroughly clean yourself with soap and water shortly before visiting us or use the ladies facilities upon your arrival. This should be common knowledge. I always welcome you to take a shower before and after visiting with me without subtracting this time from our scheduled appt. I promise that it will make our time so much more pleasurable and if you use the special soap reserved for the men only, you are sure to drive me wild (lol). I would love to hear from the ladies regarding this issue. Do you ever run across this problem as well and how do you handle it?

Thanks,
Juliette

[DallasRain]

I prefer a guy to take a shower before we play or we can take a bubblebath together!

so sorry that happened to you babe!

[Lady Scarlet]

I agree with Juliette. There is no excuse for a smelly asset. Like Juliette, I offer a shower without deleting it from their paid time for me.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

This is just wrong this shit (no pun intended) really needs be explained/mentioned to adults. smh

If he smells he's getting in the shower THERE IS NO ARGUMENT or DEBATE. If he wants any part of my body touching his body he can get clean or go that's it. I'm not getting that smell on me....he's not paying me to smell his shit too not even in a fetish session. I'm pretty cool and easy-going but I have like less than zero tolerance for pure laziness when it comes to hygiene.

[mike1701]

As Will Smith would say"DAMN". I could not even dream of meeting anyone without a shower. Gaw , Juilette, only you could say "smelly assets"...

[guest100913]

Perhaps a reminder of How To Politely Shit At An Incall is in order... ijs.

(While a humorous thread, post #20 agrees with Juliette's perspective.)

[Guest032514-1]

Oh gawd. I quit asking I just "the shower is right there. Hurry up."

[willro]

That is disgusting. I can't believe anyone would show up on a date like that. If it's been longer than 2-3 hours since my last shower, I will shower again before a date. What would he have done if the lady showed up in that smelly condition? There is never a good excuse to not be clean when you're enjoying some hobby time or providing some hobby time.

[Abe Normal]

Might not do much for the smell, but could teach 'em a lesson,

[Hannabeth]

Geez! Been there done that! Mostly sweaty ass cr--k and musty balls.
If you want to end a pleasant time real quick? This to the guys who are uncut... Please pull that skin back and use soap and water! Nothing worse than the smell of d--k cheese! Gross!!!!! You expect me to put my mouth there?!? Why do you get get so angry when I bring it to your attention and then insist you are clean? Then get down right nasty when I refuse certain activities. How about you put your face down there and take a whiff, or better yet, give yourself a BBBJ!

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Hannabeth

How about you put your face down there and take a whiff, or better yet, give yourself a BBBJ!

If I were that flexible would I need the services of you lovely ladies? Hell, if I were that flexible I'd probably never leave the house.

Cheers,

bcg

[theotherguy1]

Yes, I had a provider that when I pulled the cover off I almost fainted. How do you tell a provider "maybe you need to take a shower"? Now the brown spot running down the leg and on the floor, unless he was really ill, I can't see how he could or would do that. I mean that has nothing to do with showering. If he showered and was still leaving brown spot he would have to go if I was a provider.

[SweetSarah]

Ohhh the "shit" we go through! Smh

[JDNorthface]

Originally Posted by SweetSarah

Ohhh the "shit" we go through! Smh

LOL. I was expecting that remark earlier in the dialogue.