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wantsome · 10-04-2012, 01:40 PM

I try not to add extras to the reviews. I see no need. I am fat, with a little dick, too much body hair, not enough head hair, and often shoot my load just a tad too fast at time. Its very rare that i can muster 2 shots and in all honesty, dont give a shit if she cums 10 times. I'm paying for me time, nothing else. No delusion that the ladies are getting off when my fat ass is jiggling during sex. I dont get anything out of the guy talking about the huge slong. What I want to hear about is from the little guy. The advantage we have is providers find it easier to engage in greek with the puny pecker crowd.

Tiger · 10-04-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by vern0064

rooster,

Trust me it is 14" but that when I divide it in half!!! LOL just ask!! LMAO

Vern- Turn your ruler over.... you are looking at the metric side and those are centimeters.

Perfect Gentleman · 10-04-2012, 02:56 PM

VERN...You gotta stop measuring while your wearing those reading glasses you bought at Wallmart.
A 22 can get the same result as a shotgun....just makes less noise.

vern0064 · 10-04-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiger

Vern- Turn your ruler over.... you are looking at the metric side and those are centimeters.

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Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

VERN...You gotta stop measuring while your wearing those reading glasses you bought at Wallmart.
A 22 can get the same result as a shotgun....just makes less noise.

Thanks Guys for vote of confidence I do like to dream once in a while!! Maybe someone can chime in with the real truth!!! LOL Ohh on second thought!!!

Whitenoise · 10-04-2012, 03:26 PM

I seem to remember some mention , more than once, from someone about Magnums in their reviews. Does the repeated mention of them fall under the same category of being a "size braggadocio"? ijs....

Perfect Gentleman · 10-04-2012, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Whitenoise

I seem to remember some mention , more than once, from someone about Magnums in their reviews. Does the repeated mention of them fall under the same category of being a "size braggadocio"? ijs....

Maybe they were crown magnums. They can't even get shoe size right.

nickmcd2003 · 10-05-2012, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lostforkate

I hope I don't suck that bad in bed, but I think most providers don't O during the session. of the 20 or so I have been with, only I would confirm 5 have had orgasms. I think part of it may be a de-sensitivity to sex, or they hold back due to vulnerability (meaning they do not feel free to orgasm with a client), or save it for the SO, or they are lesbians. I am happy to think that the others don't feel pressure to fake an O for me.

As far as nationality are concerned, I have noticed that the 2 latino/hispanic providers I have been with both orgasm, freely and wildly.

Sometime it is just about the money, the provider is paying to please the client, not the other way around. I am happy if the the provider does enjoy my company, and wants to see me again.

I totally disagree with that. Most of the ladies I see orgasm. I alo make it a priority if there's chemistry.

Of course I typically see women from 30 up and they are just more comfortable with themselves for the most part then younger ladies. Having experienced a lot more, they know what they enjoy and therefore can point me in the right direction if I can't quite get them there...

All a matter of enthusiasm learning openness.

nickmcd2003 · 10-05-2012, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mwebber

If we were good in the sack, why would we have to pay?

That is a dumb ass statement. I pay them to leave....no interest any more in civil GF...too many complications.

This scenario is perfect,

nickmcd2003 · 10-05-2012, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rooster

The guys that irk me are the ones that constantly find ways to "mention" their 14 inch cocks. A favorite technique is that they act like they are doing a public service. They say something like "I have a really big one and she took it like a champ. I just wanted the rest of you guys with really big ones to know that because these girls can be hard to find." Bullshit. No doubt there is a bit of truth to that, as we have all seen posts from providers that complain about a few guys being too big. But for the most part, these guys are just making sure we all know it....

But I really despise the reviews that are all lovey-dovey and read like a scene from a romantic movie. Someone posted a great line once ('fess up, if it is you!). I have quoted it a few times since. To paraphrase, they said "this ain't eharmony! Tell us about the sex!!"

As to the continuing debate about which is better - reviews with lots of graphic detail or reviews that are more discrete - I submit that either style can be done well. I have done both styles myself, depending on the girl, the experience, and my mood.

I guess if I had a 14" cock it would be my signature picture and put in all my posts as a picture and plastered on the side of my car with my phone number and on my Facebook page and twitter and business cards

But I don't think I would mention it in reviews....

montana1958 · 10-05-2012, 07:38 AM

I think the only way to settle the bragging rights is for the ladies to start a thread and tell which one of us has the bigger cocks of the group. I don't know about you guys but the ladies always say how HUGE I am when we are together and how great I am in bed. Who am I to argue. After all they see a lot of guys.

vern0064 · 10-05-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by montana1958

I think the only way to settle the bragging rights is for the ladies to start a thread and tell which one of us has the bigger cocks of the group. I don't know about you guys but the ladies always say how HUGE I am when we are together and how great I am in bed. Who am I to argue. After all they see a lot of guys.

I agree so who's going to start the thread!!!

Guest121613 · 10-13-2012, 06:05 AM

some of these ladies deserve an oscar, if they think it is important that you bring them to an O, they will fake it. Also faking it, has a better chance of making the client cum sooner so the chat time can begin. I prefer they don't feel they need to fake an orgasm if I am in the room.

I am not sure the real percentage, it may not be most, maybe about a 1/3.

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Originally Posted by nickmcd2003

I totally disagree with that. Most of the ladies I see orgasm. I alo make it a priority if there's chemistry.

Of course I typically see women from 30 up and they are just more comfortable with themselves for the most part then younger ladies. Having experienced a lot more, they know what they enjoy and therefore can point me in the right direction if I can't quite get them there...

All a matter of enthusiasm learning openness.

Guest121613 · 10-13-2012, 06:07 AM

i know i hopelessly average size, but I have feeling the first lady to say "i think i need to get the magnum out!" will get extra points in my book, and will get a reward! Did I just say that in the Coed???

Guest121613 · 10-13-2012, 06:12 AM

LOL, I am free now!!!!

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Originally Posted by pyramider

Just accept you suck in the sack ... once you do that a huge weight is lifted. I feel so much better now that I have realized I am lousy in bed and life is good.

Guest121613 · 10-13-2012, 06:15 AM

It has been way to long since I viewed this thread. This is cracking me up! I fall under #2

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Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

If you pop too soon..your fault.. and your a bad fuck
If you last 45 min your fault...took you forever to cum...and your a bad fuck
If she just doesn't turn you on...your fault...couldn't get it up...and your a bad fuck
If she doesn't pop...your fault...didn't make her cum...and your a bad fuck
We keep going back for more...our fault...and were all dumb fucks..

Just kidding ladies