the needle in the haystack

[cigars_women]

For me, the needle in a haystack is that one provider who meets the following criteria:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Athletic body
- D cups
- In her 20's to early 30's
- Caucasion or Hispanic
- Discreet, safe apartment incall

Anyone else have their own needle in a haystack of know of someone that fits my criteria?

[cigars_women]

And the following:
200 per hour,
bbbj

[CivilBarrister]

If we are looking for that Unicorn.....add GREAT attitude (my number 1 criteria/requirement for repeat sessions)

[IronMan9]

Originally Posted by cigars_women

For me, the needle in a haystack is that one provider who meets the following criteria:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Athletic body
- D cups
- In her 20's to early 30's
- Caucasion or Hispanic
- Discreet, safe apartment incall

Anyone else have their own needle in a haystack of know of someone that fits my criteria?

tastes great. less filling.

[DarthMaul]

Originally Posted by cigars_women

For me, the needle in a haystack is that one provider who meets the following criteria:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Athletic body
- D cups
- In her 20's to early 30's
- Caucasion or Hispanic
- Discreet, safe apartment incall

Anyone else have their own needle in a haystack of know of someone that fits my criteria?

As long as you're going there:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Soft, Curvy Woman's Body or Athletic
- B, C or D - Cups
- I don't care if she's green or purple
- Safe Incall
- Good Conversationlist
- BBBJ
- mid 20's - early-mid 40's
- Great sense of humor

Sure it would be nice if that was $200.00 but I wouldn't count on it!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

As long as you're going there:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Soft, Curvy Woman's Body or Athletic
- B, C or D - Cups
- I don't care if she's green or purple
- Safe Incall
- Good Conversationlist
- BBBJ
- mid 20's - early-mid 40's
- Great sense of humor

Sure it would be nice if that was $200.00 but I wouldn't count on it!

All of the above + nqns with a smile

[topcat19542001]

- Who owns a liquor store.

[bbkid]

And, her Dad owns a Mercedes dealership.

[Sweet Heather]

Don't forget her twin sister, who likes to join in "just for fun". H

[Guest112910]

I'd like to welcome all the ladies
to Hotboiler's place.
You can pull up a chair
or you can pull up my face.
We got everything
the only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
she's lyin flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
a fucking machine that never runs out of gas
a body like nobody's ever seen before
she recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
she's lyin flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
she don't get the shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
We tear off our clothes then we fuck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
she's lyin flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
the best in the west at cooking chinese food
she doesn't like to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
she always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
she's lyin flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
with a flat spot on her head
so I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
she's lyin flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

[Don T. Lukbak]

....and she always initiates the struggle for MY Bell #2, the successful outcome of which makes the duck come down with another hunnert dollar merit award. Which she richly deserves.

[caramelqtee mila]

@ Darth you know me baby!!!lol But im not purple sorry

[needer]

Let me see, at 62, how about a 35 year old virgin, built like brick s**thouse, that wants to my sex slave and FREE

Well that's not really about your list, its what I was thinking last week during a BJ from 50yo for $50 with no teeth, you know gums ain't bad!

[IronMan9]

Originally Posted by cigars_women

For me, the needle in a haystack is that one provider who meets the following criteria:

- DFK
- MSOG
- Athletic body
- D cups
- In her 20's to early 30's
- Caucasion or Hispanic
- Discreet, safe apartment incall

Anyone else have their own needle in a haystack of know of someone that fits my criteria?

-in reality, though, there are a ton of proiders in the Dallas area that meet or exceed the above criteria. i'm just saying.
-i have a feeling i would be very busy if i lived in that town.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by genesis

-in reality, though, there are a ton of proiders in the Dallas area that meet or exceed the above criteria. i'm just saying.
-i have a feeling i would be very busy if i lived in that town.

Fo sho it would be rough drill living in Dallas; if there was ever such a thing as too much pussy there it is. I sorta like the way they solve that problem for us, sending a few at a time down here as skirmishers. Except when they gang up into densitywaves of nookie, too much for now...and that means zero nookie next week.

But one of them (Bentley Banks) ran her visiting Houston ad 2 days ago, said she's here...but I can find no evidence of that. Any intel on Bentley Banks actually HERE, NOW? Her window of opportunity to apply for niecehood has passed for June...but just for my fund of general information I'd like to know.