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10-09-2012, 01:45 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 5, 2011
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Grocery Store
I go to the store a lot later in the evening to beat the rush of women with kids. I see quite a few nice looking MILF's shopping late too. Most seem to be single and probably worked late or were avoiding the curtain climbers too. Anybody ever get lucky in a situation like this ? Grocery store, Walgreen's, or maybe a store like Dillard's or maybe Shepplers . Let's hear those stories.
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10-09-2012, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 25, 2011
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this 1 time I got lucky a Walgreens because I found big bag of M&Ms what were price wrong. they were 25 cents each and I bought like 10 bags. Man that was cool...
Oh yea later that night i fucked the cashier, but thats a different story.
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10-09-2012, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 18, 2010
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Originally Posted by Martianman
this 1 time I got lucky a Walgreens because I found big bag of M&Ms what were price wrong. they were 25 cents each and I bought like 10 bags. Man that was cool...
Oh yea later that night i fucked the cashier, but thats a different story.
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25 cents for a bag of M&M's, I gotta find some of that.
Rum and coke with a side of M&M's
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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10-09-2012, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 9, 2012
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Originally Posted by Martianman
"this 1 time I got lucky a Walgreens because I found big bag of M&Ms what were price wrong. they were 25 cents each and I bought like 10 bags. Man that was cool...
Oh yea later that night i fucked the cashier, but thats a different story".
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"...Anybody ever get lucky in a situation like this ? Grocery store, Walgreen's, or maybe a store like Dillard's or maybe Shepplers . Let's hear those stories."
Well! He asked for a story; and he GOT a story!
Thanks for the laugh Martian. It was a hard and trying day at work. Your sense of humor came through right on time for me!
BTW! Did you write a review of the Non-Pro cashier, and what you did with incorrectly priced MM's?
I love a smart ass! They make the day go by far easier.
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10-09-2012, 11:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 25, 2011
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Originally Posted by Typhon100
"...Anybody ever get lucky in a situation like this ? Grocery store, Walgreen's, or maybe a store like Dillard's or maybe Shepplers . Let's hear those stories."
Well! He asked for a story; and he GOT a story!
Thanks for the laugh Martian. It was a hard and trying day at work. Your sense of humor came through right on time for me!
BTW! Did you write a review of the Non-Pro cashier, and what you did with incorrectly priced MM's?
I love a smart ass! They make the day go by far easier.
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No review, she said she we utr,whatever that means....Under The Register?,who knows..
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10-10-2012, 05:44 PM
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No review, she said she we utr,whatever that means....Under The Register?,who knows..
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God Martian! ROFLMAO
You truly are a smart-ass! I never would have thought to think of UTR = under the register!
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10-10-2012, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Fuck Martianman ! You are a fuckin' hoot! Under the register! Oh man excuse my language lol!
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10-10-2012, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 26, 2012
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Originally Posted by Martianman
this 1 time I got lucky a Walgreens because I found big bag of M&Ms what were price wrong. they were 25 cents each and I bought like 10 bags. Man that was cool...
Oh yea later that night i fucked the cashier, but thats a different story.
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Fuck Martianman ! You are a fuckin' hoot! Under the register! Oh man excuse my language lol!
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Martian is the humor bomb. I laugh every time. 
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10-11-2012, 12:31 PM
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Mm had a couple of ladies giggling last night....
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10-11-2012, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 23, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
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Once in the produce section I saw an atractive milf holding a cucumber. I picked up one of my own, and told her mine was bigger. A little light banter ensued, and long story short I ended up banging the Dean's wife.....no wait.....that was "Animal House." I sometimes mistake my life with movies I've watched.
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10-11-2012, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
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I did not get lucky but I had a creepy guy following me in every aisle. LOL! I guess I was lucky because he did not follow me into the parking lot.
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10-11-2012, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 25, 2011
Location: Uranus
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Mm had a couple of ladies giggling last night....
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I showed them my little martian and they wouldnt stop laughing, I dont know why, maybe they were laughing at the thong I was wearing, I thought it looked good, who knows...
I could never figure out which is the front on those things so I usually wear 2 pairs each one facing different directions
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10-14-2012, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 5, 2011
Location: Austin
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Originally Posted by Martianman
this 1 time I got lucky a Walgreens because I found big bag of M&Ms what were price wrong. they were 25 cents each and I bought like 10 bags. Man that was cool...
Oh yea later that night i fucked the cashier, but thats a different story.
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I am officially declaring this as one of the funniest posts evah! 
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10-15-2012, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 13, 2012
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Wondering if M&M's have the same appeal as pop rocks. Or if Mento's and Diet Coke have any application under the register.
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10-17-2012, 09:07 AM
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Should not have worn khaki shorts today....MM made me piddle myself. Greatness! Honorable mention to actionman
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