In case you have not heard these
politically-incorrect jokes about marriage, here are a few just for laughs:
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman hoping that she won't change, but she does.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful wife is one who can find such a man.
- A typical man has 6 items in the bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, and towel. A typical wife has an average of 337 items.
- A wife has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Man and Wife
You didn't include this list because your fingers would have cramped from all the typing.
