Default Upscale and Distinguished Gentlemen versus the rest of us.

[charlestudor2005]

Found this in the Austin Coed Forum. It was so funny, I thought it deserved to be moved over here.

Originally Posted by Codybeast

I often see these provider ads stating that they are either looking for or are the ideal provider for Upscale & Distinguished gentlemen.

Did I miss something or are we not on a hooker board where prices range between $200-$300 per hour?

As long as I am educated, have good hygiene, am respectful and have $200-$300 cash in my pocket what the hell does upscale or distinguished remotely have to do with anything?

When I see such ads it reminds me of Ellie May Clampett walking into a five-star restaurant demanding only the very best ham hocks and chitlins.

Originally Posted by GneissGuy

No, no, no. Gee, you're such a bunch of clueless newbies. It's just a code like "roses", "kisses", "BBBJ" and "CFS".

"Gentlemen" refers to pictures of dead presidents*.


"Distinguished" means U.S. Grant.



"Upscale" means Ben Franklin.




Now you know when a lady says she only caters to "Distinguished and Upscale gentlemen," She means "I'll suck your dick and fuck you for $150."



*Yes, I know Franklin was never president. The lady with the "distinguished and upscale" ad doesn't.

"Benjamin Franklin - the only president of the United States who was never president of the United States."

[Guest070818-1]

That is hilarious!!!!!

[Sweet N Little]

Too Funny Charles !!!

[Guest041413-2]

Too funny!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Too Funny Charles !!!

I told DeD not to encourage SNL. I told him . . .

[NinaBrooke]

This is a funny twist in the "where do HDH and regular providers differ" discussion ;-). Taken from a clients perspective. Creative approach ;-). Brings the eternal discussion about "the chicken and the egg" to a complete new dawning ;-)

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Found this in the Austin Coed Forum. It was so funny, I thought it deserved to be moved over here.

For me it means no punks, young time-wasters, and weeds out the guys who aren't serious or who are weirdos.

[Guest110516]

Originally Posted by alluringava

For me it means no punks, young time-wasters, and weeds out the guys who aren't serious or who are weirdos.

What about 3 out of 4? I'm not a punk or a time-waster (young or old). When I book, I'm serious.

I am a weirdo, but I respect the boundaries of others.

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by emptywallet

What about 3 out of 4? I'm not a punk or a time-waster (young or old). When I book, I'm serious.

I am a weirdo, but I respect the boundaries of others.

I didn't say I didn't book weirdos Weird is good. I'm weird too.