Pussy VS Beer

[Sweet N Little]

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

[Lexxxy]

*Dies laughing* I love it! Thank you for sharing.

[vern0064]

That is like the ultimate thanks for the laughs

[youngatheart]

For those of you who weren't counting. Pussy won 13 to 9 with 4 ties.

[Tiger]

Originally Posted by youngatheart

For those of you who weren't counting. Pussy won 13 to 9 with 4 ties.

Better odds than Vegas

[guest032013]

a couple red stripes and a girl in a green dress sounds like the peace homie !!

[Chloe]

This was funny! Good post but . . . .

I will have to confidently disagree with the first one . . .my pussy is always wet

[Stud Daddy]

Hmmmmmm!
To Quote Al Bundy, "Women! You can 't live with them, Get me another Beer!"
You can wash the bad taste of one out of your mouth with a good other.

Tough Choice for a Beer & Pussy connoisseur!

But since two heads are better than One I'm choosing Pussy!

[Sweet N Little]

...You can't eat a beer ..advantage..Pussy
.............................. .............You can only suck a beer at one spot ..advantage ..Pussy .............................. ..............A beer doesn't look any better with its labels off ...advantage ..Pussy

pussy wins!

[djdrummer57]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

...You can't eat a beer ..advantage..Pussy
.............................. .............You can only suck a beer at one spot ..advantage ..Pussy .............................. ..............A beer doesn't look any better with its labels off ...advantage ..Pussy

pussy wins!

IMHO, Pussy beats a beer any day of the week. No contest! Bring on the pussy, I'm definitely ready.......